corrupt wishing well of doom

Granted, you have to play To Zanarkand (I have the sheet music for lots of FF songs, I got them on Limewire before it went crazy ^^

I wish I had my soundcard back, life is empty without it ^^*

granted but I steals it and uses it on audiosurf

... I wish I had audiosurf >.<

Granted but you have to use it to listen to my stuff ^^

I wish I knew why my tongue is still burned this morning!!!!!

granted but soon the fire spreads to the rest of your body

I wish I had more time

Granted, you get an extra 10 seconds added to your day

I wish I wasn't so nervous about sending off my application tomorrow *_*

Granted, but you accidentally send them the bills payment and the utilities company your application, causing no end of trouble between the two.

I wish my freaking academic tyest results would arrive, so I could say more about it without feeling like I;m jinxing it (because it could still go either way, irony gods, I;m not getting cocky or anything)

granted, but before you can look at them, the spontaneously combust.

I wish that school were easier...

Granted, but then college is a complete nightmare.

I wish I has less trouble getting up in the morning!!

Granted but obnly because somebody rigged the mattress with a springbopard attached to your alarm clock. You have just as much trouble as usual waking up, however.

I wish to wish the ultimate wish, which will benefit me in the greatest way possible without bringing anything negative whatsoever, which includes [my friends and things I enjoy such as new Discworld books or anime/manga episodes/issues being published, and my material possessions (especially games and books)] bracketed things and stuff I haven't thought to include in this post being damaged or removed from my life as a negative result of the wish.

granted the universe gets expended by another 999942928321429869358761482475297564275236544327645321745625654972567532756517462 miles

I wish that was more random /\

Granted, it's more like 67567465456345345345635464675685785jbkjbkjbjkbjkb5456456456456jnbkjbk56456456Iwantcake

I wish I had some cake (carrot cake, since it has less impact on my waist)

granted but it is filled with tapeworms!

I wish I had a chocolate cake filled with only chocolate

Granted, but it's completely full of white chocolate, bleh!!!

I wish white chocolate didn't taste so awful (the only time I like it is in white chocolate chip cookies)

granted but you have to eat it every day for the rest of your life
(I can live with white chocolate .... but I don't like like it)

I wish that tommorow would be the most amazing day in the history of tommorow

Granted, but it doesn't go beyond tomorrow's history, and becomes forgotten beyond that.

I wish I could remember which thread I'm in!!!!

^^^^EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Granted, but your computer sends your posts to the wrong thread, even though you type the post correctly for what thred you are on.

I wish for ingredients at my house to make lunch like the rabbit stew or burgers elsewhere on the forum. That all is making me hungry.

Granted, but they tasted better in our imaginations!!

I wish things would taste as good as they do in our imaginations

granted but they only for a week and after that you get dissapointed forever

I wish Neofighter hadn't challenged me (now we're gonna need a cleanup crew >=])

Granted, Revenant challenged you instead ^^

I wish I knew why they are so intent on challenging you (I thought Neo got over it by now....)

granted but now you have to clean up the bloody mess

I wish I knew what to do
help me people

Granted. You must go to the patent office, apply for a patent to an invention that will revolutionize everything, and send me all the royalties.
You never said it should be self-benefitting, did you?

I wish to remember to see if the things I occasionally decide to invent have been patented, and if not, then to patent them. under my name.

Granted, but someone gets there 10 seconds before you with the same device, as usually happens.

I wish I could kill people like that

granted but you get attacked with waterless soap

I wish I was more happy

Granted. Someone tattos a smiley face (the basic emoticom) over your face whuile you are asleep. Now you at least lokk happy all the time.

I wish I was less bored (and not annoyed or forced to do manual labor or anything, which would be boring and annoying)

granted you get a exiting adventure and you die in a lava pit

I wish I could go on an awsome adventure without dying or mental damage