corrupt wishing well of doom

granted but you get a online psychiater clinic (I had one ... drove me almost insane.... or completely )

She is worth all the bruises in the worth ... and much much more.... I gave her my heart .... and a I owe you on my soul .... because I first got to get it back from the devil


I wish I got a clue

Granted, but clues are for wimps and Scooby Doo!

You two will be just fine, you care about her so much I'm sure that means the world to her too.

I wish there were other guys out there who were like that

granted but than I won't be unique

I wish I was mre unique!

Granted, you dye your hair lime green...

I wish I'd realised what time it is an hour ago

granted you look on the clock and petrifie


I wish I knew a silly diddy

Granted. But you are also pestered by random creatures from the Jabberwocky poem.

I wish for a vorpal blade. It sounds cool, like a magig-imbued RPG sword.

Granted, it comes from the Vorpal Bunny d'oh!! (I hated doing that)

I wish I had a Trickster

granted but it gets demolished by a roadster

I want a look

Granted but what you see scars you for life.

I wish I wouldn't get yelled at so much

Granted. But everyone around you who yells instantaneoulsly becomes mute for two hours following the attempt at yelling and cannot communicate vocally at all.

I wish I knew if the Vorpal Bunny quest was also in EQII, and where to find it. Or at least to have a video of the original Vorpal Bunny atack, to see if it really happened the way legends say.

Granted, but you have to cast Blind several times to get that information, rather like defeating the mark itself

I wish I knew a good treatment for blood blisters caused by DIY

granted, you have to stick a thin needle in them and let them bleed out before they burst(that is if you don't let them bleed out first).

I wish I got Ol' sparky(my physics teacher's vandergraff generator, which is slightly malfunctional....I like getting electrocuted)

grabted but it explodes in a great poff of glitter and sprites

I wish I had an opinionated opinion

Granted, someone kicks you for stating that opinion

I wish it was Imbolc already

Granted. But the space-time portion of the Corrupt Wishing Well of Doom is on the fritz, and sends you to the right day, wrong century.

I wish for the DoLorean from Back to the Future. From after the Mr. Fusion was added.

granted but you mak a mistake and travel to the intestines of a dinosaur

I wish I could travel faster than light without side-effects

Granted, but you go so far so fast you forget the way home.

I wish I had super alertness

granted, but a pin drop a mile away breaks your ear-drums.

I wish I could go faster than the speed of light with all the going back in time side-effects.

Granted, you race into a black hole 10,000 years ago.

I wish people would stop making jokes like "Samantha looked at the TV and it exploded" just because it actually happened once

ghehehe granted but now everything explodes when you look at it

I wish I could corrupt everything

Granted. YOu corrupt your corruption power the first time you use it, corrupting yourself, so you can'ty corrupt anything else.

I wish to be able to publish my philosophical thoughts. like, in an actual book.

Granted but people on street recognize you and steal your clothes, eyes and dental insurance!

I wish I had the power to lift something >.<

Granted. You can lift police officers/ wallets. after which they arrest you.

I wish for perfectly controlled (by me) shapeshifting powers.

Granted, you carefully shapeshift into Britney Spears

I wish for painkillers

granted but they litterly kill the pain

I wish I was more special