corrupt wishing well of doom

Granted. Every cell in your body is briefly turned inside out, especially the cells of your nervous system, causing you excruciating pain for the rest of eternity, but it does not damage you mentally because you can;t remember the actual event, your brain cells having been functioning in reverse at the time.

I wish I knew what the infamous noodle incident from Calvin and Hobbes was. Like if Bill Watterson sent me an envelope filled with his unpublished "noodle Incident explanation" strips, and a message saying which oine he decided was canonical.

granted, but then you go crazy from shear audacity of it.

I wish that I weren't so busy, depressed, and going crazy.

granted ,but you kill Jet just for the heck of it

I wish you weren't so busy, depressed, and going crazy.

Granted, he dresses up as a clown and chases you around

I wish I could count as well as my son (he's no even 3 until May and he can count to 100)

granted you can count till 101 but not further ... you forget all your other skills

I wish I had every skill

Granted. They are every blue magic (enemy skill) skills in FF. However, you can do nothing else.

I wish the TV producers would decide what to do about the end of Scrubs (and that what they decide is to goi ahead and make a ninth season, that turns out really really good).

Granted, they make a spinoff alongside it that destroys the good name of Scrubs

I wish I had watched more Scrubs

Granted. But it's mostly the episodes featuring Ted's Band, and the scenes where they sing have to be repeated until you forget which episodeyou are watching before the show can progress.

I wish for a drawing tablet (one of those ones that you draw an image into the screen of, and it also appears in the computer's graphics program)

Granted, you can have my brother's drawing tablet from 1993

I wish I could buy more natural and eco friendly products for the same amount of money as normal chemical products

granted but they all taste like mud

I wish they hadn't canceled Treshold after 13 episodes

Granted, they cancelled Invader Zim after an equal amount of episodes instead

I wish I could watch Ren and Stimpy again

granted but it dissapoints you every time

I wish I had squirrely wrath

Granted. You have squirrely wrath unleashed all at you.

I wish for a completely customizable combination RPG/Civilization-style game.

granted but then they destroy every other fun game

I wish I had a better version of knights and merchants (I hope they made a part 2 .. or 3) (that game was reallt realistic ... it had a inn for the people to drink and eat and other stuff) (fun )

Granted, but the beer is taken away....

I wish for a bloody miracle!!!

granted you grow a second head that bites off your first one

I wish I had a hamburger

Granted it's from....dare I say it....Little Chef. AAAARGH the HORROR!!!!

I wish I could be less lazy and move downstairs to get some prawns to eat

granted but you overexaust yourself and wake up in 3 years

I wish I had energy

Granted, but only from eating 60 bowls of shrimp, after which you feel incredibly sick but energetic.

I wish I had never worn the big pink tent at the Great Wall...

granted you wore nothing at all and got arrested

I wish someone would save the world

Granted. The Eater of Worlds saves the world. In a Tupperware jar in the fridge.

I wish I could recall what those plasticky things are called (I know they're not jars)

a storage container? granted but you have to store your hands in them

I wish we could all take vacation

Granted, we all get sent to the South Pole for Ice Polo.

I wish spring would make up it's mind (pathetic snow again today!!)

Granted. It makes up its mind to stay just warm enough for slush buut not warm enough to be comfortable, for the rest of eternity!

I wish the weather patterns were exactly the same as yesterdayt (where I live, comfortably warm, then rain in the evening, and it waited to snow until today) year round, except in winter, when it snows exactly enough to sled on and make snow sculptures and not fereze to death easily.

granted but you disturb the weather paterns everywhere in the world and on the day after tommorow, the world gets destroyed

I wish I had something to wait for ^^