corrupt wishing well of doom

Oof, granted. but you are utterly, horribly terrified of the sheep. from the other forum. in the ficture. who eats shoes.

I wish I had the money for materials for stuff to make, like a giant stuffed shark, or the replica swords I've desgned.

Granted, but you have to sell them to make up the debts from getting that money ^^

I wish I could destroy Wow. It's annoying me now!!!

Granted. But in doing dso, you cause a chain reaction where FFXI takes over the void, overpowers all other online games, and we lose all the members of the forum due to it using hypnotic effects to addict anyone who plays it for even a few minutes and likes the FF console games.

I wish to be able to at least try FFXI, ev en if I don;t playmore than a couple hours of it. Like a demo version, or something.

Granted, you throw it away like many other people ^^

I wish I had more manga to read. I've been re-reading Love Hina (only 1 book left to get)

granted but it is a slimy manga

I wish I had a brilliant idea!

Granted, it involves jumping in a cage with a group of lions ^^

I wish I could do that and not get hurt in any way

granted, but you lose all memory of it five seconds after its over.

I wish that I could destroy my school, still get the credits, go to college(as a student), and get a good job.

Granted, but the college you choose turns out to be in Transylvania ^^

I wish I didn't have to re-boot my computer today

granted but it crashes

I wish I was in hawaii

Granted, you are stuck in the volcano

I wish I knew HOW to reboot my computer....

Granted. Eiher start/shitdown./restart, go to ctrl mode and type reboot(then hit enter), or press the cpu power button and hope to St Vidicon that your computer has a diagnostic restart.

I wish the library I went to (midcontinent, Lone Jack branch, not the local TRPL) had a lot more manga. and all of thew discworld books. And Runestone Saga volume III, which won;t come out until the end of the year. Basically, that it was an L-Space nexus.

granted but I still laugh at your "shitdown xP"

I wish I didn't found that so funny

Granted, but everyone does anyway

I wish I remembered where the Dictionary of Invented Words has gone

granted but .... I know it insteaD!

(in the same sub-archive as my poems)
I wish I didn't remember so much

Granted, your memory is reset.

I wish I was more original, running out of ideas sucks!!!

granted but you go to loony ville

I wish I had some acme shoes

Granted, but they hold the same luck as they did for Wile E Coyote ^^

I wish I had a.....awww fuck it I wish nothing....^^

granted you create a black hole and everything dissapears

I wish I wasn't so scared *_*

Granted. Instead of cauthion, you now have foolhardiness. And get eaten by a bear because you want to see if it likes salmon-scented hand puppets.

I wish for salmon. In a can. I like canned salmon.

Granted, but it is literally just put in the can, with it's eyes and bones still intact

I wish I knew why you were all scared....

granted but I still slaughter the world

I wish it wasn't so icy here

Granted. Everything that isn't flammable or explosive has melted. And everything that is flammable or explosive hasd been remove, so you get no joy from the bury stuff.

I wish the Dictionary of Non-Existent Words was self-updating.

Granted, but it updates itself with obscenities as well as Invented Words.

I wish I could figure out my computer. Now I've reset it, it's really weird ;;

granted but then a virus comes along and whipes out your whole computer.

I wish my feet were repaired already >.<

Granted, but they are robot feet, and you never get the hang of deactivatin or controlling the rocket soles.

I wish I had sheet music to practice guitar and piano of songs I like. That I didn't have to return to the library or pay 25c (or more) for two sides of a page to copy.