corrupt wishing well of doom

Granted, but I kinda shrunk it in the wash

I wish I had a cloak

granted, but its in tatters.

I wish I was high(as in drugs), so I could relax after being burned out so much.

granted but you end up kissing a poisoness frog

I wish I could think at the moment

Granted, you think you would like to kiss the frog aswell

Don't get high, drink green tea

I wish I hadn't got up so early this morning

granted but you fell in a well

I wish I had a sandwich

Granted, it's a salad sandwich, nothing more

I wish I knew how to make an omlette

Granted. It's an omelette with cheese and evil and bacon bits. You can decide which part of the granting was corrupted.

I wish I was feeling better. And able to concentrate enought to play FF

granted but you get a power failure

I wish I had spaghetti

Granted but it's completely plain, and overcooked.

I wish I wasn't falling asleep

granted you stay awake for 3 years

I wish I didn't have school today

Granted you have work instead

I wish I knew why this thread has been restarted- I just noticed the old corrupt wishing well thread at the bottom, and some message in French that I can't understand

I can talk french .. a bit
gets the answer

inserts a blue and a red pill

Granted, you have to take them both....

I wish you would remember which thread this is (jk)

granted, but he bombs it.

the other thread was ended because, as it said in french, that there were way too many responses and the move was automatic....or something to that effect, my french is kinda rusty.

I wish that school wasn't so mentally destructive.

Granted, they make learning more physically painful (think deathly gym sessions )

I wish I could perhaps tone my posting down a little? I seem to be doing it a lot

granted, but you tone it down so much you hardly ever post anymore.

I wish that everything was good...

Granted but you have to work an extra hour for things to be good.

I wish for four extra pairs of arms ^^

Granted. But your arms always get in the way of each other, and because you're not used to five pairs of hands, it takes you forever to type anything.

I wish for shapeshifting powers such as that I could morph four extra pairs of arms while keeping precise control. Of both the arms and the power. I wouldn't want to be stuck like that.

Granted but it takes you a year to get full control over your new powers, meaning you go through lots of different awkward situations.

I wish I didn't have to go to the doctor's today

granted but he visits you instead

I wish everything was evil but not more evil than me

Granted, Hershel becomes evil and tries to steal your fire powers

I wish I knew what to write for this new piece....

Granted. It's a song about... umm, thing, with not giving up or losing, and it's got a really awesome percussion in the chorus.

I wish I could complete inspiration on cue, rather than being half-inspired when I want to be, and fully inspired when it doesn't matter any more.

Granted, but then you become too talented for the world

My worst problem is getting easily distracted, but also I put writing music off because something silly always happens, like the computer dies or my earphones break

I wish I could write music without generating bad luck

granted but the bad stuff still happens because I try to write

I wish it was Friday >.<

Granted, but Friday is closer to next Thursday

I wish I could change the order of the days in the week