corrupt wishing well of doom

granted you just explode

I wish there was near a tree by a river a hole in the ground where an old man of Aran goes around and around

Granted you have to go and meet Nick Kershaw

I wish it would be good if we could wish ourselves away

granted but FFnet would die

I wish I would overcome gravity

Granted but then you float up into outer space........

I wish I could do that actually but without not being able to breathe

granted but because that is a double negative and the wishing well wants correct spelling you get nothing

I wish it wasn't so cold and not too warm either

Granted, but it's wet at the same time.

Gosh my grammar was pretty bad in my last post

I wish for help with my grammar

Here you go: The Great Book of Grammar (and Horrors)

I wish I did not had to wish

Granted, you have to beg instead ^^

I wish I could make extremely long posts like the ones on FFnet right now

granted but it can't fit on one page

I wish I could make the longest post in human history

Granted but people fall asleep before they get halfway through reading it.

I wish existed

grantedbut they suck your brain out

I wish I was a flesh eating zombine

Granted but then your great English skills are lost

I wish I had more MSN smilies

ugrgol (no english skills )
granted but they are all so vague nobody sees what they are

I wish I get knocked down .. but I get up again... YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN!

Granted, you have to come to Leeds, home of Chumbawumba

I wish I knew who the random electrician was who just came to my house and seemed to really know me. He even called me Sammy, which I haven't been called for many many years O_o

granted it was your stalker

I wish I knew who/what Chumbawuma was

Granted, they made the song you referred to, and are from Leeds

I wish I had something to do!!!!!

granted but you are not sure if they stole it or I did

I wish the confusion would stop!

Granted, but then it starts again an hour later

I wish I knew what to do with all these empty DVD cases

granted you tape opera shows on them *_*

I wish it was time to go to my girlfriend

Granted but you have to sit outside where she lives

I wish I knew how to turn the noise off that MSN makes when I get a new message

granted ... you can just turn down the sound .... but it echoes

I wish akward situations wouldn't arise

Granted, but then everyone's too lazy to get anything done.

I wish I hadn't nearly been killed bringing the bins in (really strong winds- the bins were already knocked over when I found them, and then I almost got blown away trying to pick them up )

granted you were just trempled by cows

I wish I had the energy to try to spell things right

Granted, then you lose words like "ish", "myes" and "wub woos"

I wish it wasn't so close to tomorrow (yes the builders are back )

granted but your house shall never be finished

I wish you would give me my coat back