corrupt wishing well of doom

granted, but he roundhouse kicks you to the face.

I wish Chuck Norris was even more bad ass.

Granted but then he would grow too big for the world, we'd have to put him on another planet ^^

I wish I hadn't heard so many crazy things about Chuck Norris

granted you saw it

I wish I had a potatoe

Granted, but you have to eat it raw.

I wish I knew what to have for lunch

granted you have cardbox

I wish for a joke *_*

Granted-

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"

It's the only one I know

I wish I knew some better ones

granted,

a woman, a black guy, a mormon, and a mexican walk into an.......election!(you thought I was gonna say bar, didn't you?)

I wish that was a better joke....and that all jokes were replaced with the awesomeness of CN(Chuck Norris)

Granted- Chuck Norris did a backflip and kicked Jesus
Chuck Norris has the only hand that would beat a royal flush
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is the preferred method of execution in death penalty states

I wish I had more

granted but I'm not gonna give them

I wish I had a super TV

Granted, it becomes self-aware and decides it can't be assed letting you play FFX when football's on...

I wish I knew what was happening tomorrow with my internet

Granted. You know everything that is happening tomorrow. Because you are living the day after tomorrow today. Forever. in an endless loop. Muahahahahahaha!

I wish I had been here while the previous three pages were being posted.

Granted, it's your turn to think of Chuck Norris-isms.

I wish for some really nice Italian food

Granted. It's really nice, but the sauce has too much kick. Too much roundhouse kick. Boo ya!

I wish I could remember more of the few episodes of Walker texas ranger that I've seen.

granted but you remember how much time you have wasted

I wish I had seen at least on chuck norris thingie

Granted, but it's too much for you and you have a heart attack.

I wish I knew what Chuck Norris is doing now...

granted but you gave to dig him up

I wish I knew everything

Granted, people keep asking you to appear on lame TV gameshows.

I wish I wasn't feeling so much like I finally got revenge on my brother

granted you feel terrible about it!

I wish Jet was a squirrel *_*

Granted, he sees you have Miyavi hair and jumps on you!

I wish Tifa would come back

granted but she scratches your eyes out

let's e-mail her ^^

I wish it was friday already
(won't see my gf till then )

Granted, but Monday comes too soon

Yes, email her and say We Miss You!!!

I wish it would work!

Granted. "It" being every plan anyone has had on this forum, whether serious or in jest.

I wish my throat was not sore, opr that I could at least talk and breathe without increased soreness

(I think it was a result of the large amounts of chamomile tea, I may be mildly allergic)

Granted, stop drinking the chamomile for a while

I wish I understood more about allergies

granted you get almost every allergie that exists

I wish I wouldn't rust or decompose

Granted, you disintegrate instead.

I wish I wouldn't implode