corrupt wishing well of doom

Granted, life becomes much more simple, rather like the life of a combine....

I wish life did get combine simple...

hranted you work in the citadel and one day you get killed by gordon freeman.

I wish I had a super-charged gravity gun

Granted, you draw the moon down to Earth and send it crashing into Japan

I wish Japan was a bit closer to Britain- like, they could put Japan where France is

granted but france is moved next to great britain

I wish my mother wouldn't ask so much stupid questions

Granted, she starts questioning you on the perplexities conjoined with the theory of gravitational pull of planets in our solar system, hence causing an anomaly of sanity

I wish I could sound that intelligent more often

granted but nobody understands you

I wish Gta4 was in the stores already!

Granted, only half the game is present on the disk *_*

I wish I knew what this button does...

grant.......


I wish you hadn't done that

Granted, I unban the evil bots :S

I wish to use my new powers of banning wisely

granted but you ban yourself >.<

I wish I had a gryphon

Granted, it torments Hershel

I wish I remembered where Hershel went

granted it went off to kill some scientists and left their heads on your doorstep

I wish I wasn't so lazy today

Granted, you went for a 24 mile jog and exploded

I wish I could think of more smileys to grace this forum with

granted but you explode it with virusses

(noticed the only one who post on this forum are you, me and Jet? and an occasional termie visit)

Yeah I noticed

I wish I could get more people!!!!!!!

granted but they spam the site so much that we can't get a word trough

I wish I had more moneys

Granted, you have 10 million yuan RMB

I wish I had a voice like Faye Wong *_*

granted you have the same voice as someone's pet rat who is named faye wong.

I wish I had a AR2 pulserifle

Granted. But it's an Ar-Too Pulseriffic star-wars themed back scratcher, he package for which was designed by someone with minimal knowledge of the english language and whatever language they were translating from.

I wish for a universal babel language that everyone inherently understood, even if it took effort to learn to write and speak it properly.

Granted, it's a cross between Latin and Bruce Willis' version of English- Bad English

I wish I had a bigger brain!!!!

Granted. You are one of those species from the ocean that is basically just a big disassociated nervous system with skin and spines.

I wish to actually be Thesaurus Man, one of those technogenius superheroes (whose name I made up for an onliune identity) that does smart things to foil the plans of the supervillains, and occasionally design cool stuff.

granted but you are only digital existant

I wish I could shoot fire with my hands

Granted, but you are not immune to fire elsewhere but your hands, you have really poor contol over aiming and not activating the fire, and you wear baggy, extremely flammable clothing.

I wish this was a universe where superpowers could work (including a policing system incvolving superheroes that were at least a little bbit stronger than the bad guys, otherwise it would just be anarchy. In a bad way.)

granted but the bad guys are lots and lots smarter so you have a 60% chance of being beaten

I wish I could run almost at fast as light and that I can control it and nothing goes wrong

Granted, everybody else dies because nothing goes wrong for you

I wish I could draw really well, I had some ideas but my hands won't work!!!