KAMPAI!!

Hey, do you think the pom poms may have something to do with that mind power they exhibit in the Kingdom Hearts games, and some of the FF rereleases? It would be interesting if Square Enix made a book about the different species of the FF series (and possibly had some additional chapters about species from Kingdom Hearts, like Heartless and KH-version moogles.) Who else hopes there are chocobos inb KH3, aside from an airship design?

Oooh! Gummi Meals! Some sort of cohesive gummy material that has different nutritional attributes based on whether it is a speed, armor, navigation, etc. type gummi! We could sell small ships for desserts, and let cutomers buy gummis in, say, packets of 3, 5, or 10 for custom ships they can build themselves. And we could have a competition! The best gummi ships by aesthetics and abilities could be copied in 3-d, used in decoration, and the creator could get a coupon for a free drink (nonrefillable) and a free order of gummi blocks! It's brilliant!

.... I miss the old turn based fighting

What about a shoopuff burger?

Turn-based fighting was cool.

Shoopuf burgers would be awesome. And we could placate the animal rights' activists, and the health nuts, by saying they technically have plankton in.

Plankton ^^ just don't hurt any krill while you're out there

Krill is just ... useless swimming matter
I choose ... Pyrefly burito's!

Yay that sounds yummy ^^

And I choose.....Rob Winchester's Vaan Special Latte!!!

And I choose you, Mochaccino! (seriously, doesn;t it sound like a pokemon?

Mochaccino
Caffiene pokemon, plant type
2nd level evolution- evolves from cappuchino, evolves einto espressaur)

SO, i think I finally lost track of what's going on here.

We were making new foods and drinks ^^

A lifestream cheesburger

For the one who just needs a little more power

Cool. Also, nice Zexion avatar.

Materia-on-a-stick. We can serve it at the carnival that IK assume still exists in the lot out the opposite side of the restaurant from the front door.

Catuar Pizza. (I don;t know why, but it seems that cactus pizza is important.)

Adamantoise soup and krakka green bread ^^

kefka coffee?

mock adamantoise soup (so rich and purple, waiting in a hot crucible)

I wonder if Chocobo greens have any particular effect on humans? like, if they contain differnt types of nutrients, or if they're magicked to increase attributes, or if they merely make humans ill.

I'm betting on ill ... otherwise they would eat them no?

Makes sense. It would be interesting, though, if we had a To Go or Served Outside option for chocobo, or foods specifically for nonhuman FF races.

What would whatever that... being is from FFIX eat? or moogles? (Kupo nuts. Hey! Kuponut pie! Like how at american thanksgivings, the two traditional savory pies are pumpkin and some sort of... Pecan? Like pecan pie. Assuming kupo nut mash, sugar, and pie crust wouldn;t make moogles ill).

And it would not be a good idea to cook the Krakka Green Stew in chicken broth. That might be like cannibalism or the poor chocobos. A lentil broth might work.

*Creates brand new menu from JET's long-standing ideas*

Ok I'm gonna rennovate this place and re-open it, might have to cut back to the basics a bit due to staff shortages ¬_¬ but it should still get back to its former glory

Yay!

Waits intently to assist any customers. Our customer base may have declined considering how long we've been closed. (or, at least, because of our decreased staff, we have imaginary customers, so they are probably limited by the number of imaginary customers we can handle)

*puts the closed sign to open* wow it's been so long, I love this place. And it's cleaned up well!!! It's cool having two to run now aswell, hope you'll be my special guest at the offspring branch, JET

*watches as a stampede of customers who have been hungry since the place shut storm in* whoa!!! Ok ok ok ok one at a time!!!

And all zombies are to be guided to the zombie army, I don't care if they starved waiting for the reopening! (well, I would if they were real, and not zombified)

Okay, drinks... Debug servingbot system... Switch on the karaoke.. And more drinks.

Okay, Now taking orders for food, and fancy drinks, for those who don't want to order through the servingbot.

*Dresses in kimono* better do some entertaining to make up for things while you serve drinks

We've got plenty of rats so the specialty dish should be plugged at all costs, get them eating the rat since we have loads of them!!

And I'll be able to enter the kitchen now if we need extra cooking help, since there's no-one here to defend it

Ooooooo-kay... No idea where the rat special came from, but if the Firesnake clone can cook it to be both edible and appetizing, I guess we can serve it.

Oh, and, *deactivates kitchen guardian mode on cyborg clone thing*

Kitchen access!!! *dances in the kitchen* how I have longed for this moment!!

*potters around in the kitchen* hmmmm this certainly needs a good clean, you can tell it hasn't been used for months!! I need to get FS back here >.<

*Finds the rats and sets the cats on them* I know the recipe so it should be a good dish, and with pest control at the same time

How's the clientelle looking so far?

About a third of them are undead, another third are ravenous, a quarter are apathetic (hopefully they shall become more enthused when the food arrives, or the next area with the Karaoke system is reactivated), and the rest are moogles hungry for thte new specials and transport chocobos.

Starts putting food through the autoserving mechanism, send the drinks out to the tables, and starts thinking of what sarcastic drinks specials would be most interesting.

Gah my mind is blank!!!! =O *starts running around in circles trying to think*

I've always wondered who came up with the names of traditional cocktails. June Bug? Long Island Iced Tea? MSO*?

*= abbreviated for censory purposes

It's always interesting to make up new names for things and see if they catch on.

Anyway, finds a book of obsure cocktails and mixed drinks, includin ones that haven't been invented yet.
Also, I need a wedge of lemon and a gold brick, we've got H2G2 fans and no Santragian seawater.

*looks on the internet* there's a site where you can import exotic cocktail ingredients, I'll have them teleport them over straight away ^^

Oh wait, I do have a gold brick in my office, someone gave it to me as an overly generous tip *brings it out* so how does this work in the cocktail?