KAMPAI!!

WOOHOOO!
*makes vampire/human hand chicken soup*
*keeps chopping off drake's hands as they grow back every second*

Hey I wondered what the hand was for...curative huh?

*puts it as a special on the menu*

This might help with the epidemics we've been having. I'll make it compulsory for employees too

jay
Kampai! is finally open and I'm allowed to chop of limbs

Naturally

*uses several limbs to put out lots of bowls of soup* enjoy!!!

Might try a bowl of this myself. *Tastes soup* my gosh, that's wonderful! But can Drake really make his hand regenerate enough times to keep up with demand?

myes he is a vampire remember?
And now I'm gonna make Kavorkian scarf pretzels!

Sounds wonderful ^^ I was wondering if you could try a recipe for me- a type of chilli which uses a lot of spices and....purple mushrooms for kick. Feel free to add any other ingredients!

*Gives Firesnake his new executive salary, hands out employee salary to the other guys* employee salary is still very reasonable remember ^^

*wakes up and streches*

hey boss, what kin I do for ye?

*wakes up a bit more and reads the sentence just written and tries to take it back, but it won't delete....*

Don't worry dear, go back to bed ^^

I have it all under control, being the Wonderwoman I am

I even got Vincent to return and cover you so you should be fine! *runs off to watch Vincent and drool, leaving the Amish to carry on with the work*

I can't go back to sleep after waking up and moving around...so....I'll go do something...

*goes outside and creates a portal under one of Vincent's feet and puts the other end about three feet above his head....and waits...*

*moves Vincent out of harm's way before a giant Squid appears through the top portal* are you asking for a paycut?

Uses a (mindless, personality-lacking) Vincent-clone as an experiment to see how long someone can survive falling at maximum velocity through a pair of Portals (with food and water)

replaces robot with robot serving arms. Now I can keep my job without making any customers sick!

Uses robnot aerms to take back over customer food serving.

Aha I forgot about your cloning abilities? Would it be possible to makes some clones of us to use as a workforce when we get sick? You could alter the clones so they never get ill and then we can all have another holiday!

but than they would steal our jobs *_*
*hurries back to the kitchen to work on a horrible machine*
sorry people only salad bar today
Got work to do *_*

Ngh, what are you doing??? *sees smoke coming from the kitchen* are you inventing again?????

Re-casts Invincible spell on kitchen. It can still burn, but it won;t burn down. Or blow up. Or fall apart due to the sudden appearance of thousands of pounds of multiplying cheese.

Well, if it's just salad bar today, the customers can be seated by a videoconferencing machine, and hen leave the check on the table, so I don;t have to mess with the robot arms. Except for drinks. Crud.

Don't worry about the drinks, I have them covered *waves with many arms*

*gets into hyper mode, serves every customer in 12 seconds*

What the hell is he doing in there? There's flying cheese all over the place and I can't see what he's doing *feels rage building*

*throws drake out of the kitchen*\
stop spawning the damn cheeses!*
*walks back into the kitchen*
*continue's inventing*

WHAT ARE YOU INVENTING!!!!?!?!?!

*goes off into office to cool down*

Invents a device that can print blueprints of any device it scans.
Combines with sonic imaging scanner to see through the walls what Firesnake is inventing.
Gets bored and goes to see if it is possible to build a Bahamut statue from the leftover dirt from the landscaping before the holidays.

There should be plenty of dirt, you can go to town if you wish, sounds like fun

*Goes back into office to devise a plan of some sort*

*Goes to town*

*Comes back from townwith shoivels, trowels, garden hose, handheld heat radiator*

*metaphorically goes to town on dirt pile, begginning its transformation into a statue of FFX Bahamut*

*Remembers the mention on the FFNet trivia thread bout posts enclosed in asterisks*

Hahahahahaha yes we had a good laugh at VITG's expense!

*Bans him from my bar*

I'm thinking of ordering loads of toffee-nut fudge syrup because it's so yummy and seems to be going down well. Toofee-nut fudge lattes and Firesnake's hand soup- what a combination I SHALL BE RICH!!!

*notices JET's hard work on the statue, approves approvingly*

Haha my invention is finished!
*builds it into Kampai!*
I made this:
now we can deliver the food more efficiently

Genius!!!

So will you be inventing a Japanese dish? I was thinking Japanese people might be good employees....

No way!
Stealing japanese people from japan is baaaaad karma
my latest japanese creation!
Mint noodles!