KAMPAI!!

ooooookay

we need more amish >.<

We need more robots. The amish would probably consider all this dimensional warping stuff and robots and cappuchino machines to be technology, and with robots, we could have a wicked awesome battle if they ever decide to revolt. Although, since robots cannot (usually)think for themselves within a given range OF SOMEWHAT VAGUE ORDERS WE HADN;T ALREADY PROGRAMMED INTO THEM (FOR EXAMPLE, (stupid caps lock) "build a barn," "convert that barn into a small fixed-wing aircraft hangar," "Stop hypnotizing me to think about barns"), we could try to find amish robot operators (which would be useful AND paradoxical).

WE NEED MORE MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

You just said some random shizzel right now didn't you?

Less random than you might think. We also need more Terminal and Chaos, and more of forum members in general.

It's true. Maybe we should set up a mini-Hollow Bastion here to discuss this matter. Thoughts are very much welcome, and I'll start again with my previous canoodling for members (which was semi-successful last time) ^^

So, here in this thread, or here at this forum?

ALso, serves customers food and finishes stting up the sword display (removable), stage, and sound system in the new auditorium. Entry to the auditorium through an archway at the back or side of the game store?

archways always cookass

reading is bookass!
chess is rookass!
I could continue this for several minutes because that was a mostly hilarious webcomic that I should check how many new episodes have been put up since I last checked. Matter of fact, I should do so with all the alteranate webcomics I read on occasion.

Dom or Ian (Of 3PS, MacHall, and MT:SGD fame)

Jelly is shookass (serves jelly to customers)

Wow I'm really impressed with the sword display, hey I can see an Airblade prototype!!

That was odd, I confused this thread with the One or the Other thread.

Serves customers their drinks, and apologises for anyone who got food/drink poisoning from the One or the Other thread.

Practices on the sword display, and challenges Miss V. to a duel, with the weapons of her choice.

*creates a duel arena in a hall that is linked into another dimension so it is incredibely large*

Fu fu fu fu do you feel lucky JET?

*unsheathes Airblade from new ornate metal and silk holster I bought from the weapons shop ^^*

Which kind of sword will you choose?

Weapon weights are modified and balanced for maximum effective usage (same goes for your airblades, but it;s automatic and can be deactivated. I'm obviously making this up as I go along), sop I'm having a hard time choosing between the ridiculously oversized zanpakuto (Auron-style), or the dual katanas (thunder-charged to temporarily stun the sticken limb). I shall go with the katanas.

Charges in, swinging left sword up from parallel to the ground and bringing right sword forward, twisting it into position for a direct strike.

(PS: What exactly are the airblade's abilities? it wou8ld be a stupid move I just made if it can;t be parried, though you;d need to explain how it worked)

I'm still a student of the Airblade (under Firesnake's tutelage of course ) so many of its abilities are still a mystery to me, but I do know that it's an incredibly light version of Save The Queen with the air element imbedded within. I was used to katanas before myself but this blade is rather comfortable (also making it up as I go along ^^)

*quickly rolls to the side, completely dodging the onslaught* my bset bet is my manouverability and speed, probably a good thing you didn't opt for the heavy sword

*creates tornado, flings it in JET's direction*

scissors the katana blades through the tornado, redirecting the winds into harmless drafts. Uses the resulting force to fling self spinning, blades first, toward the opponent.

Oh oh....*creates Barrier to deflect the blades, the force of which sends them to the other side of the arena*

This is certainly an interesting match, we seem pretty much equal so far

*dives in on first offensive so far, still holding Barrier*

Cats reflect on self, then casts de-spell on miss V and relfectaja on self, applying it to Miss V. No more barrier!
Barely dodges attack, takes a few HP of damage because I took time to cast the spells, and tries to dodge to the other doide of the room to retrieve the swords.

Hehehe magic sucks sometimes ^^

But oh no I can't let you retrieve your weapons!!! *runs after, brings up blade for a back slash*

Rolls around the blade, takes damage, superfiucial. Only hit points, no speed reduction. Jump ability is reduced. uses extra time afforded by Miss V's attack to dodge forward and reach the swords. Ran out of time to pick them up, but I may be able to pick up one of the swords to block the next attack depending on how long it takes.

*lunges in for straightforward slash, sees that JET got one of his swords back* Oh oh, one might be enough....

*tries to skid to a halt, realises there's too much speed, braces for impact* nooooooooo!!!

Sword partially blocked, but still does significant mid-torso damage to Miss V for HP and Agility decrease. Grabs other sword, rolls out of the way, accidentally smacks self with flat of one sword, and waits for next move while recovering.

Ouchie *looks at torso, sees a gush, uses Curaga*

You better recover too, I'm warmed up now so I won't be going easy

*Starts to summon Typhoon (FFVII ^^) from within the Airblade*

Activates Hastega and Aeroga (Kingdom Hearts, a defensive spell), uses an Elixer, and, if there's any time left, rushes to try and attack before Typhoon is finished being cast.

*manages to finish casting Typhoon, but still takes a little damage from the surprise attack* Hastega, I should have thought of it

No worries though- Typhoon, attack!!!

*sends Typhoon into a rush attack*