KAMPAI!!

Then I guess I have no choice....

*picks up the application form, browses....*

My gosh what are all these children's drawings

Ah what the heck you're in ^^

I wub Dwawing stickmen


jay I'm Co-manager
..... Can I keep cooking? *puppy dog eyes*

Hehehehe yes of course, your territory is the kitchen afterall, you can do all your co-manager stuff from there ^^

Btw how is the comic coming along? Am I still in it?

Have had like ... zero time for the comic .... and I deleted the first page so I'm gonna start all over again
growl >.<

Oh dear, don't worry I'm sure you'll get somewhere with it soon

I haven't written any more music since November, when I did it for, just a couple of days

Oh well, there's doors to open and a bar to tend *opens doors to hungry zombines*

WOOHOO CUSTOMERS!
*jumps into the kitchen and starts making all kinds of new foods*

Yay new foods are good but don't forget the classic paper mache soup, lots of people come here for it

*Starts planning new cocktails and coffee mixtures*

*makes fried Whale brains for the zombines*
just a second

Oooh I wanna try that!

And you should try a fried scorpion recipe too

If somebody could get some scorpions for me
wait I am co-manager now
JET GO GET ME SOME SCORPIONS!
*makes some Soya fake brains for the vegetarian zombies*

Oooh tofu, one of the things I actually enjoyed in China

*serves up a Bloody Mary to a mysterious looking English vampire who just walked in

Hey drake welcome back (english friend of mine )
Come in drake and help me with some cooking

Oooh hello, welcome to Kampai! hope you like the service ^^

*shows the way to the kitchen, goes back out front to serve the army of Call Of Duty officers who have just shown up*

Are you guys AWOL?

You don't ask that to officers *_* they might start a barfight
here drake you can make the sauce *gieves spoon*
*makes fried flashbang*

They don't seem to mind, though this one's getting a little overfriendly....

NO TOUCHING MEEEEE!!!!

*Whipkicks the soldier out of the bar*

And stay out.....

*phew* sorry about that Sir Drake, can I get you anything?

.... Drake is standing next to me in the kitchen
He wanted to help me with the cooking
So he can do the sauces for a few days .... till he gets hungry and flies off to steal some blood from virgins
But now he is making sauces

*hangs up sighn*
*no touching the Kampai! manager with the wrong reasons*

*Puts up alternate sign* No Touching The Kampai! Manager. At All.

Oooh your friend certainly has a talent there, would he be interested in a more permanent kitchen position?

No he needs his blood and if he was here permanent I would make his life a living hell
*makes purple mushrooms*

*meh* oh well I tried

*serves a group of black mages some magic soup and a glass of punch each*

*ports in from the place void of life and compassion(also called school)*

hey guys....I'm slightly messed up and frazzled. I have no idea how long I've been under, but its been too long...

*sits down and sleeps in the middle of KAMPAI*

*picks Chaos up and puts him in his bed* guess the re-opening was too much for the poor little guy

Yeah I noticed lots of people are getting tired from school and whatnot, good thing you can come and go from this place as thou pleases

Pfff I'm dead tired
But that is mainly the fault of my gf
She's draining all energy from me
*chops drake's hand off*
*prepares it with a mushroom sauce*

Hmm I wonder if re-opening Kampai! was such a good idea....

Eh. Good or not, it was at least not bad. And, what's done has been done.
Sends in a robot to do my job whuile I'm still on sick leave (don't want the customers leavcing) (but the robot is extremely flawed, so I can get my job back from it later)

Oh dear, my staff are in twouble!!!

*Employs the Amish to help with the general jobs, grows 16 extra arms and makes like Shakti serving many customers at once*