KAMPAI!!

*raised eyebrow*Is it something that may require us to evacuate the customers and call in the ?

By the way, where do you all think Kampai is? I'm assuming a large city, probably in an at least partially english-speaking country, but can;t be any more specific.

but we're next to a cliff, a forest and a lake
how can that be?

Kampai! is a strange place, it moves around a lot, eeek!!!

Ooooh you should call them in anyway, might be interesting!

Why I haven't done anything? yet.

You got distracted *pushes back into the kitchen*

Now where did the specials board go to.....*scratches head*

*throws some leftover things into a pan*
*kills a bat*
*throws him in a pan with it*
*goes through the closet*
*gets some snow*
*throws that in the pan*

*explosion*
So Firesnake's brainfreeze bat surprise is created!

Whoa!!!!! *eyes gleam at thought of masses of money*

*throws a snowball at miss V's head*
Cool down yo!

Brrrrr....

First I get hailed on, now I'm being pelted with snow, what the f....

Hang on... is this from your pan?!?!?! *_*

now than it would be coated in bat blood
*pats on Miss v's head*
this is from narnia

Awwwwwww Narnia *goes all mushy*

*pokes with a stick*
are you okay?

Ack wait, did I go off again? *_*

*quickly gets up and starts working again I must not think of Narnia I must not think of Narnia...

wierdo
*wields a crossbow and shoot an arrow trough the closet*
jay I hit a squirrel
throws it in a pan

Ooooh they're gonna start eating squirrels for real in Britain, apparently instead of just culling them (they now have pest status) they want to try and use the meat *throws up*

Maybe your squirrel cooking could become famous in Britain?

Could be ... I just hate them
squirrels are mya natural enemy ... only they can't hurt me and I break their tiny little necks >=]

Soooooo glad I'm not a squirrel then

*goes off to feed Faddy*

You've got my mind in a disarray.
*returns to the kitchen*

I have a grand plan!!!! *squee*

We'll open an Art shop- yes yes, and sell art, that's it!!!! heheheheheheh, hehehe (< is maniacal)

argh art
art art art
Webcomic is beginning to form
first page is almost ready
nead a site to post it but I have a feeling that will come along fine

*throws stuff through the kampai window*

Goes in the past and serves all the customers from the past week thrir drinks, just as they are ordering them. Near-infinite tips.

I don;t recall that we are near a cliff, and the forest makes sense, but I thought it was accidentrally destroyed and later replaced by the lake via landscaping, behind which was the circus-thing. Or it could be the main storefronts, the employee entrances, the back exit, and the inside are all in different places?
This is just preying on my mind right now.

Maybe Kampai!'s on wheels?
Or it levitates?

Val's Moving Cafe (the previous phrase parodying the title of Howl's Moving Castle)

woosh we moves

*nails some opject to the floor*

So, I would assume that each individual part of the cafe would be stationary, and the doors happen to be in two places at once, with one side opening on earth at the front of a cafe and the other side opening who-knows where (thus allowing for the "bigger on the inside" TARDIS effect). ALthough this would be useful, we could build little windows where one side opens on a sort of little ledge built into the tables, or out the side of the napkin dispenser or drinks list (the latter would be fitting), and then the other side could open behind the bar, and people could send little slips of paper through indicating their drink choices and I could simply pass the drinks though. Score one for lazin3ess without obsolescence!

PS: Entirely unrelated, but I just realized I could be being so hyper right no0w as a response to the fact that the DSL could log off any second, so I'm trying to finish everything before it does. Makes no sense if you haven;t already been to FFNet, but whatever, I'm not there right now and there was an entirely unrelated disclaimer at the beginning of the PS.