corrupt wishing well of doom

granted but he becomes evil and rules the world

I wish I could name your cat

Granted, it has to be a name with no reference to fire or flames whatsoever

I wish I had more balls (in the totally metaphorical sense, I do not want real ones...)

I name the cat...Kimahri

granted but you never talk to anyone so noone notices

I wish I could go treasure hunting

Granted. You get dropped by a plane in Peru with only 2 medipacks, a grappling hook and two gunblades. You have to survive on your own whilst you hunt for the treasure (actually that doesn't sound so bad...)

I wish Britain wasn't so expensive

Granted. Have you heard of The Hitchhiker's Guide to Great Britain (the inspiration for the title of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)?

I wish robots made everything material, produced it all by breaking down garbage to its component atoms, and were kept up by people who fixed them because they wanted to and not because they had to, so everyone could do what they wanted for free, like live in Britain or design video games or burn down villages uninhabited by anyone but robots who think the opposite of the word abnormal. And it didn't turn into some sort of (unstoppable) robot apocalypse or deevolution via decadence or anyhting that wasn't totally cool.

Actually, a stoppable robot apocalypse would be pretty cool.

granted but the robots use our pole ice to work on so it melts in like 3 days and when it is gone you get a climate shift and the whole world (except the poles) get coverd in a layer of ice

I wish you were glad I was not you

Granted, you have to swap personalities for a day.

I wish I could hibernate

Granted. But you wake up every day to go on FFNet and Sorrow's Elegance.
(not really such a bad side effect)

I wish, I wish, I wish I had the funds for Orange Box PC before next year.

Or that it would come out next year on Wii or PS2, as well as PS3.
Portal...

Granted. But it turns out to be a huge disappointment.

I wish I had more things to do (even though I do really, I'm just procrastinating)

Granted... You get to stamp all of the form letter the irs WILL SEND OUT FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS.

i WISH I would wuit hitting the caps lock on accident, and hitting the other shift key won't help.

Granted, but all your subsequent spelling mistakes go into the dictionary of IWs

I wish I had thought of that earlier

Granted. But you still hadn't posted it.

I wish I knew where to get a good 2-d sprite program, so I could make this small RPG I have an idea for. Which would be so much better in sprites than 3-d.

Granted. You have to travel to China to get it, they have loads of crazy stuff there cheap.

I wish I could write music up to the standard of Nobuo Uematsu (I have Kuja's theme in my head and it won't leave!)

Granted. You are now contracted to compose music for the game in my previous post.

I wish Sony wasn't being so stupid about the PS3.

Granted. Instead they start getting stupid about the PS4. My mum says she will only buy a PS3 if and when the FFVII remake comes out, which is looking more likely. See my rant on FFNet.

I wish Square Enix would stop being stupid about their projects

Granted. They buckle down and determine a strict schedule for which they want to release a game before they tell the public anything about it, and then... The change the schedule around and start making stuff up and P'O the public anyway. There are some things even the wishing well can't change.

I wish I had a paying job. my allowance sucks too much to be able to get any good games new, at release.

Granted, you get three paper rounds to do. I only ever did paper round once, and jacked it in because I was too lazy.

I wish it was alreay time to start Uni. Having to wait a year sucks, because I have to wait for little guy to start nursery

granted but you have to take himn with you

I wish for a shuriken

Granted, the ends are square and blunt, so it's more like a multi-spoked hammer and difficult to throw.

I wish to have no power. Power sucks

granted you get a Fiat panda

I wish for ... something

Granted. You gets something- in the form of a guinea pig.

I wish I could handle caffeine better (still feel sick this morning )

granted you don't drink it

I wish identity

Granted. But Ity doesnen't like that you dented them.

I wish somebody, like Mattel or Tycho would make a companion cube with built-in voice. Press the face, and it says a random self-quote, and press just the heart within the face and it sings "I'm still alive"! (but I get one free, and it doesn't get stuck on the song)

Granted. It fills up a room in your house with its size.

I wish for a cure to illnesses without any explanation

granted but you pay 1000000 euro's for it

I wish I was a genious