corrupt wishing well of doom

Granted, but you lost the key item to unlock it.

I wish for more originality

Granted. Since there are so many things called the ragnarok, you get all of them. Including a localized end of the world.

I wish that either the XBox 360 games I like were for [url=]PS@/Gamecube[/url] as well, or that there were enough that I liked to warrant buying the console. And I had the money.

Granted, but the XBox 360 will continue to plague us with its holier than thou mediocrity, for a long time to come.

I wish I liked the XBox 360 and held no grudges against it.

Granted. However, "x-bots" think to win you over as an eternal follower of the mocrosoft gaming consoles and never again leave you alone.

I wish the PS3 was less expensive.

Granted, but it only has a 16 bit harddrive. That's where lots of the cost goes, on the frickin hard drive. They brought one with a smaller hard drive out, but both size and price are only fractionally smaller.

I wish I could develop the technology to create save files only 16 bit big

Granted. they are for a little-known, completely fictional precursor to the NES.

I wish I had one of those, and all the games for it.

Granted but the importation cost is astronomical!

I wish for a warm jumper

Granted, it is woven from nettles.

I wish I had cool magic rhyming powers.

Granted, but soon it gets on your nerves and you wish for the wish to be undone (long live no rhyming!)

I wish for an anthology of poems from all my friends

Granted. It falls in a well. (a non-wishing well)

I wish for lassie to have superpowers, and save everyone who falls in a well, no matter where they are! and if she's zombified, but not malevolent, that would be cool.

Granted, but her theme tune lingers in the air wherever she goes, making people cry and burst into hysterics.

I wish for a way to quell my fear of clowns

Granted. You get a super-soaker filler with industrial-strength greasepaint remover. If you eradicate the existence of clowns, you may become less fearful. Or you may be arrested for unlawful use of of a squirt gun wen the former clowns call their lawyers.

I wish I could go paintballing more often. It's fun, and I'm good at it. Really, really,really good aim.

granted but everytime you get there someone steels your paintball gun and you just become a moving target

I wish that I had a laser gun

Granted. It is merely laser-pinter powered, and not like a space laser gun or any of the cool commercially available lasers from recently.

I wish the Wicked Powered webcomic would stop playing reruns.

Granted, it has no purpose anymore and collapses...

I wish for the colour black

granted you will always see that ... for eternity

I wish for less truth

Not granted. Ha. This is not a use of moebius strip logic.

I wish to be a timebender (as in, the time/space continuum, and I could control it.)

granted but everybody can do that

I wish for a star

Granted, but you have to keep it in your home, which I can imagine would be quite hot...

I wish for sugar. Lots of sugar.

granted you get coverd in all the sugar in the world

I wish that the would melt the sugar into caramel

Granted, but it BURNS!!!! Ouch!!

I wish my brother a happy birthday (maybe I shouldn't do that here... )

granted ... but I steal all the food

I'm wishing on a star
To follow where you are.
I'm wishing on a dream.
To follow what it means.

Granted, but you have to listen to Bryan Adams singing it.

I wish for a perfume I actually like that doesn't smell of chemicals

granted but it is nitroglycerine

inserts log

Granted but gets *cough cough*, another fire started AAAAAAAAAARGFH!

Inserts- hang on a mintue, WRONG THREAD!!!! I wish for less confusion!!!!!