corrupt wishing well of doom

Granted, it likes you too much

I wish I could get rid of this peppermint

granted you eats it

I wish I had cookies

Granted, they are Bandersnatch flavour.

I wish I could go on a great adventure

granted you have to clean the basement

I wish I knew if there was really a polarbear there *_8

Granted, somebody locks you in there and you find out the hard way. *whistles and looks innocent*

I wish I hadn't run out of wrapping paper

granted but it is electric wrapping paper

I wish I could have non lethal fun stuff

Granted, here you go-



I wish I was that cute

granted but I hate cute

I wish that was a doll >.>.>.>.>.>.>.>

Granted, it's a voodoo doll of yourself

I wish my house didn't smell of paint

granted it smells of sulphuric-acid

I wish I was stronger

Granted, but only as much as to allow you to successfully open a jam jar.

I wish finance was less complicated

granted you have to pay with furniture from now on

I wish I knew why I am so amazing (j/k)

Granted, it comes from your mum

I wish I could be a cool mum when I'm 50

granted you are cryogenicaly frozen

I wish I could be the most awsome being everywhere

Granted, but you become too awesome for the forums!

I wish that never happens

Granted. But he becomes too lame for the forums.

I wish that would never happen. Or anything that would make us too anything for the forums.

Granted, we are stuck together forever

I wish I had some superglue...

granted but it sticks to the inside of the tube

I wish I wouldn't have to leave.... someday

Granted *handcuffs Firesnakious to Whisperwind Cove*

I wish I could always do that

granted but my hands fall off after 1000 times

I wish I was like..... rich

Granted, you have 20 Euros which is more than I have, making you rich

I wish I had more than 10 Euros

granted you have 10.01 euro's

I wish I was the smartest person ever to exist

Granted, you invented the coffee machine

I wish I understood science more

Granted. But you get constant headaches from having thoughts faster than you can think.

I wish thius stupid headache would go away (and yes, sitting in front of a computer probably isn't helping)

granted but your limbs fall of

I wish I had more arms