vending machine

Gets tasty coconut cake/biscuit hybrid, yummy ^^

Inserts Spongebob cake

gets screaming yellow cake

inserts a semincolon..... QUESTIONMARK!

Gets an ;ellipsis?

Inserts an obscure line of code that happens to accidentally screw up any page on which a semicolion, followed by the word ellipsis, then a question mark, is typed.

gets auch
auch
auch

inserts a robot butler

Gets a robot that appears to be made of butter cubes.

Inserts Robot_Butler's avatar (he's not from here, but it is an interesting coincidence that you mentioned a robot butler)

Gets wanting a robot butler

Inserts magic

Gets a scientific explanation of magic as controlled via subconscious manipulation of energies and matter.

Inserts The Science of The X-Men (not by me, good book though)/UFOs(not by me, didn;t like it)/Final Fantasy (by me, unpublished).

Gets a library there, and the notion that an X-Men book by you would be rather interesting

Inserts £4

Gets $8.50 (no idea how close, or incorrect, that is)

Inserts two quarters, a nickel, a paperclip, some lint, and a bus token. (Why do people on television or movies who need change always have pareclips in their pockets?)

Gets an unusual structure made out of a combination of those items and boredom

Inserts the structure

Gets a bunch of those little stick figures with the magnetic hands and feet.

Insets the version of that from ThinkGeek.com, where the base is an elecromagnet powered by a USB cord.

Gets someone who probably got paid lots of money for that

Inserts that guy's bank balance

Gets an army of tiny USB powered robot snowmen.

Seriously, peoiple are getting stupider and stupider with the magnets. The other day i recieve,d, no kidding, a USB memory stick encased in a magnetically sealed box. How computer-ignorant do they have to be?

Inserts a webcam-assisted desk rocket launcher (take a USB desk rocket launcher, one of those skinny webcams on the flexible metal things like on a bendy lamp, cut a hole through the center of the foam rocket launcher where there is no electronics or air pipes, then set up a program to put crosshairs on the webcam's screen. You will rule the area within 15 feet of your desk.)

Gets an idea that NASA would love to steal.....

Inserts a map of Valkenburg, where I'll be going in a week ^^

Cool. Gets a three-dimensional digital map of the galaxy, with detail updated every sixtieth of a second, and accurate to the micrometer. (unfortunately, you would need a GPS/handheld computer/whatever with a memory bank the size of the sun)

Inserts a DVD of Casablanca. (Why not?)

Gets a collection of classic DVDs from past and present

Inserts my Dutch phrasebook, which is kinda made of fail >.<

Gets the Japanese-English Dctionary from my local library. Also kind of fail.

Inserts Japanese: The Manga Way and Pimsleur's Japanese: The Short Course (Audiobook).

Gets intrigue, that sounds really good =O

Inserts my Al-Bhed translator that never fails ^^

Gets myh Al-Bhed translator that always fails.

Inserts a list of rules for being able to set up a language based on a reorganization of annother language's letters being switched, while still being pronounceable (they must have worked for months or even years on the al-bhed language alone!)

Gets childsplay ^^

Inserts a combination of nerves, excitement and a stomach bug...

Gets some background music for meditation and a chalk tablet.

Inserts a gritty, sore, temporary tooth cap.

Gets a long term solution for your dental problems ^^

Inserts 220 Euros

Gets four pounds, tuppence, one pfennig, 120 yen, one rowing medal, three casino tokens (two from Vegas, one from Kansas City), and somewhere between 5 and 30 dollars in canadian coins. And a somewhat less shiny military medal that I nevertheless appreciate due to sentimental value. (and four Chuck-E-Cheese tokens that I do not appreciate because they have neither shine, monetary value, nor sentimental value.)

Inserts the souls of a magpie, a a pack-rat, and a raccoon.

Gets a lesser lesser lesser lesser lesser chimera

Inserts Final Destination

Gets Final Destination 3.

Inserts Sam Raimi's Evil Dead sequels.