vending machine

gets his giddy accent

inserts Clockwork

Gets A Clockwork Orange

Inserts my turtle friend

gets lunch

inserts timeless river

Gets Mickey Mouse

Inserts Mickey Moose

(hey, the reason Kadaj absorbed the materia whereas the other character had to jusction them to equipment could be because the Sephiroth genes were sp[ecifically manufactured for lifestream-materia-mako sorts of things from the remains of Jenova!)

That's a good point

Gets Goofy. Grrrrrr Goofy...

Inserts Hades

gets burning hair

inserts Demyx

Gets the matrix

Inserts my fatigue

Gets espresso, or caffiene-free tea. Depending on situation.

Inserts book of herbal remedies. that I do not cuirrently have. And insomnia cures don;lt work on me, so I cant remember which ones work. So inserts said book.

Gets my aromatherapy bible, The Fragrant Pharmacy by Valerie Ann Worwood, which also acts as a herbalsim guide.

Inserts wondering as to which remedies you have tried?

gets a blank stare.

inserts electrocution

gets chrushed metal

inserts a sitar

gets marijuana

inserts a gitar

Gets George Harrison

Inserts Ringo Starr

Gets Hannelore (plays drums) from Questionable Content (webcomic)

Inserts beatbox program, based on tones different objects make when falling out of vending machine.

gets firesnake burning it all

inserts Sin

Gets toxic waste and a poor demented frog in the middle of it.

Inserts brain frazzle

gets a lot of toxins

inserts the stupid files

Gets the X Files. the part without the stupidity that started partway through the series.

Inserts the Sonic Screwdriver from Doctor Who.

Gets another toy to add to the merchandising repertoire.

Inserts bubbles

gets popped bubbles

inserts the jungle

gets a lion. a misplaced lion, as they lie on the plains, and not in the jungle.

inserts a tiger.

gets kenya kenya kenya kenya

inserts a dead zebra

Gets a floor rug

Inserts a vulture

gets a bug

inserts a fallen empire

Gets resultant communism

Inserts "democracy"