vending machine

gets a bard who is sick

inserts associate professor evil (ghehehe APE) who was recently demoted into graduate student evil and got angry at a couple of ninja looters and than tuned into Lieutenant Colonel Virtue

http://www.wowinsider.com/2008/05/30/wow-moviewatch-associate-professor-evil-kills-all-ninja-looters/

Gets another great offering from Oxhorn

Inserts nerves and distraction (the reasons for my absence)

Gets the spinal column of a chicken. Provides both nerves and distraction. Though in a rather disgsting way.

Inserts a vial of the virus that lives in rats' brains, but breeds in cats' intestines, causing the rats to run toward cats and certain doom... But bioengineered to live in humans' brains and reproduce in... say... large predatory animals' intestines. [voice of cartoon mouse The Brain] We're going to RULE THE WORLD![/voice of cartoon mouse The Brain] [voice of cartoon mouse Pinky] (as long as nobody accidentally drops the vial on a cement floor)[/voice of cartoon mouse Pinky]

gets a weird apple thingie

inserts: I like foooooood

Gets......

I like food too ^^

Inserts jars of salsa that I seem to be eating a lot lately

Gets salty tortilla chips.

Gets artificial butter-flavoured grease-coated movie theater popcorn

gets ... mehh it's food

inserts a popcorn maker

Gets a handful of dried corn.

Inserts a range of now-extinct plants, including at least two different varieties of corn.

gets extinction

inserts a dodo

Gets a creature that, once thoiught extinct, was found alkive in the depths of the indian ocean (wait, that was the coelacanth)

Inserts a mosquito preserved in amber containing blood from dinosaurs from the early triassic to the late cretaceous.

gets jurasic park shizzel

inserts a velociraptor

Gets the HamsterballEeePC, with a laser, in the Large Hadron Collider.

Inserts a prototype for xkcd-themed Clue.

Gets remote mines underneath your car

inserts a mariokart

Gets a guy with a luigi costume and a blue shell.

Inserts a flowerpot containing a fireflower.

Gets a pirahna thingie eating the fireflower ^^

Inserts a beanstalk to get to world 8

Gets the Orb required to unlock the final stair system of the World Tower to get to Ashura, and the Creator's world.

Inserts .Hack//Mutation
(interesting thing: When I don;t have enough money top buy it, Blockbuster has .hack volume 2. when I do have the money, they don;t have the game.)

gets a prank note

inserts wimmin

gets swimmin' wimmin.

inserts a quarter cord of cork for every quart of quarters (that would be paid to the woodchuck for chucking wood)

gets de kat krabt de krullen van de trap (that be dutch)

inserts shawn the sheep

Gets Shawn of the Dead.

Inserts the claymation models for the inventions used in Wallace and Gromet.

gets a bunch of clayson

inserts a claymore mine

Gets a Claymore sword

Inserts.....clay

Gets Clay county. it's in missouri.

Inserts Claydol (What is it with pokemon today?)

gets a baltoy (I dunno .. maybe they are running out of idea's)

inserts a s'more

Gets another s'more. And then some more.

Inserts macaroons. Lots of macaroons. Oodles of them. (not to be confuseed with noodles of macaroni)