vending machine

gets a catseye (like a sort of marble)

Gets that one type of dusty red rock that when polished is significantl;y more expensive that most other jewels, and at a much smaller size of stone (unless that is a tigereye)

Gets Moonstone, which is red and green, and can sometimes be more expensive than ruby or garnet.

Actually I have a piece of red tiger's eye stone, as well as a common brown one. I'm looking for a green one that apparently exists too. And I have a cat's eye stone, it's a weird grey thing I keep in my money jar.

Inserts this form of cat's eye stone

Gets a freaky accursed cat's eye stone that grants omniscience at the risk of icurring the wqrath of whichever god it was stolen from.

Inserts a mokey's paw. Freaky little cursed things, creepy to the max.

gets a monkey with a hook

inserts the ace of spades

Gets the three of clubs.

Insets 51 cards (are these not your card? check that ornamental vase over there)

gets a cheating magcian

inserts a "buh" sound

Gets a worm that missed with his dynamite.

Inserts Cid Highwind's Dynamite

gets a major failure

inserts Nagini

Gets Negima

Inserts a failed CD (this computer sucks even more than I imagined!!!)

gets a sad face

inserts hope shining at the horizon

gets money for games and computer components (and, I suppose, transportation and college. and food.)

Inserts an audiobook library.

gets a place I would be at home

inserts crossed thumbs

Gets crossed fingers.

Inserts the vulcan salute. (live long and prosper, and so on)

Gets cute ears *_*

Inserts weird tastes

gets the fact that you are licking the back of your foot >.>

inserts a crazy monkfish

Gets an anglerfish. I find those two species to be the ugliest fish in existence (actual fish, invertebrates don't count)

Inserts a portin mechanism for a direct neural interface game like eXistenZ (see word existence^) or ShadowRun.

Gets brain meltdown ^^

Inserts wondering if I'll even know what all that means...

You probably will. DNI=plugs directly into brain. Shadowrun=book series, like The Matrix, only people know it's a matrix and can log out (usually). eXistenZe=movie I;ve read the book of. Oh, porting mechanism, like a modem.

Inserts a stuffed fish.

gets joey hitting it with a baseball bat

inserts an old dude

Gets Yogi Bhajan.

Inserts Paris Idiot Hilton, who hired a guy to dress up as a guru and follow her around, making everyone believe she had found a spiritual path. I hate attention seekers >_<

Gets a sign that says "Casting Call for Rich, Unworking Heirs and Ridiculously Underworked Video and Television Stars who Get More Money from Merchandising And Publicity Than From Actually Working," an audio reader so the stupider ones can tell what it says, and 300 miles of quarantine tape.

Inserts a stuffed monkey. One of those little fluffy ones that looks like a gold-maned marmot, or a light-colored capuchin, but with a less clearly defined face.

gets canibalism and a sparkeling ring

inserts the definition of rap

Gets CarbonWhite (my brother )

Inserts his best song, Drinkin'

Gets Vanilla Ice's song. the one people always confuse for Under Pressure at the start of it.

Gets sheet music for the Beatles on piano.

Gets a lot of letting it be.

Inserts words of wisdom (yeah I'm pretty droll *_*)