vending machine

Gets versatility

Inserts Venusaur

gets a giant plant/animal hybrid

inserts a triple helix and THE FACT THAT THEY CANCELED MY FAVORITE NEW SERIE!
*sob*
stupid america with it's "oh noes we have to cancel it because only 300 thousand people are watching ... ism"
13 episodes and then THEY CANCEL IT!
ehrm

Gets Reaper. And the end of scrubs maybe only being on DVD. And the season (and possibly series) finale of My Name is Earl.

Inserts a list of things television producers have done because it's easiest for them rather than waiting for writers' strikes to end before destroying series.

Gets lack of justice

Inserts a mantra

gets a manta ray.

inserts a mys-teer-ious chant. (waves fingers while saying "mys-teer-ious")

Gets dark matter

Inserts research on dark matter

gets a research platform destroyed by bahamut

inserts a deco-table

Gets a nano table (whu?)

Inserts the awesomeness of your new sig ^^

gets *jay*

inserts the unleashed power of ... doom

Gets lightning bolts.

Inserts Von Doom's original armor (he was so much more lame in the comics than the movies, but at least he made cool inventions)

gets a lot of people laughing at him

inserts a pair of sunglasses

Gets Cloud's girly sunglasses that get shot off of his head

Inserts how annoying that section of the film is

gets a giggle ... sorry I enjoyed the whole movie

inserts a consequence free life

Gets full-on boredom

Inserts ear pain from crap headphones

gets ... ow noes :O
and a consequence free life would be awsome ... you could do anything without getting punishment

inserts 5000 degrees

Gets a lava pool

Inserts suspicion

gets big eyes

inserts my consience thingie

Gets a clown. saying "woof, I am a cow"

Inserts a list of all the obscure quotes and references on these forums (not just the FF or webcomic ones, all of them.)

gets a giant list with double bottoms and hidden sub sections

inserts galileo

Gets Leonardo. I wonder why so many great scientists have 'o' at the end of their name.

Inserts how quite silly that sounds

Gets a list of latin names.

Inserts a gyrocopter.

gets a really small helicopter

inserts a giant bronze statue

Gets a cool looking version of the Statue Of Liberty.

Inserts a piece of Opalite and a piece of Sodalite I got from my favourite New Age shop (the Opalite was a free gift as a token of good luck for my music ^^)

cool. Gets a black marble egg (thing would;ve been freaking expensive if it hadn;t gotten mixed into a shipment of cheap, discount rocks)

Inserts one of those fistional star-wars type crystals, the ones that are dense enough to warp the time/space continuum when light is refracted throuhg them.
(if that is star wars)

gets a lesser moonstone

inserts a tigerseye (the jewel)