corrupt wishing well of doom

Granted, but the server can't keep up and your computer buckles under the pressure

I wish I knew if I am gonna win the Forum Wars RPG contest (it's gonna be close)

Granted. You know you won't. (I don't know that, I expect that it is possible you can win, since the competition is close)

I wish to know what the Forum Wars RPG contest is.

Granted, it's so awesome it blows your mind

http://www.kingdomhearts3.org/forumdisplay.php?f=84

This should explain the whole thing. Do come and cheer us on if you get time ^^

I wish you could be in it you would be awesome

That does sound fun.

Granted. I could be in it, but I'm not.

(I'll try to stop by KH3 more often, but I won't try to get into the forum wars unless I end up a regular there again)

I wish to be able to participate in more, fun, RP games.

Granted, but they all involve pie slinging and offensive jokes, bleh >.<

I wish I could be crowned queen!!!

Granted. A hag curses you to be queen of filth, slime, and putrescence, and you have a silly crown.

I wish for the mad skillz (sword and logic) of the Dreadpirate Roberts/formerFarmboy/Wesley/the man in black.

Granted, but your crew get jealous and decide to keel-haul you

I wish I could maroon the people who annoy me ^^

Granted. But this involves a bucket of paitn rather than a remote island. Still pretty funny, but they go around toucking all of your stuff and getting paint on it.

I wish for an all-out, three-level brawl to decide the superiority of pirates vs. ninjas (the levels consisting of actual pirates and ninjas, skilled LARPers, and people who can't fight but insist that one or the other is better)

Granted, but thieves come in at the last minute and take all their equipment, reducing their final fight time to a mere fist brawl which gets boring.

I wish for a really really nice coffee machine, which will work properly for a long time and give good quality coffee

Granted. It is decaf.

I wish for a minifridge/hot drinks maker that would dispense any hot or cold drink I wished, exactly as much as I wanted, at the optimum flavour and temperature. Without food contamination.

Nuuuuuu decaf the horror!!

Granted, but it can only operate at that efficiency when it is placed high up, meaning you have to go to the trouble of getting a step ladder to reach your drink.

I wish I could make more time and had more money to cook proper meals

Granted, but nobody else likes the foods you know how to cook.

I wish to know what the best overall, reasonably attainable job/career for me would be.

Granted, business tycoon doesn't fulfill you spiritually, even though you have a talent for it

I wish I knew what was in store for me making this music for this guy's RPG game. He accepted me for the job but now I'm wondering what's going on.

Granted. This guy's game company is going to go broke in about six months because he's a rich kid who decided he'd rather make a game company for $300 000 rather than buy a $20 copy of RPGMaker. (I have no idea if that's true, I strongly doubt it.)

I wish I hadn't been startled so badly by the M80 someone just set off.

Granted, you become completely insensitive and do not notice the wolves clawing at your door..... O.O

I wish for some new game ideas

Granted. They all involve out-caramelldansen-ing random Nick Jr and PBS characters. (the ones from back before they got a decent budget for kids' shows)

I wish to become the richest, most famous, and most liked game creator of all time. (richest and most liked because of my games, most famous because of my amazing longevity)

Granted, but too many lesser game makers fight with each other to either work as part of your team or steal your ideas.

I wish to become what you said, but for music

Granted, but someone decided to copyright every sound frequency at every duration between 1microsecond and five minutes and sues you on several billion counts of copyright infringement.

Idea: I could go back in time and copyright individual pixels on all wavelengths of light usable on computers until 2018, so that anyone who made or transmitted a picture or game on a computer or television screen would have to pay me a small fee for borrowed use of the pixels for the duration of the project. These funds, usually no more than 1 or 2 cents per project (free if not sold or bartered) would add up while I was in cryogenic preservation or time travel back to the present, when i would be a multibillionaire. I would be unfrozen and perfectly healthy, the economy would be perfectly fine, and everything would be the same except that I would be several billion dollars richer every couple of years, and able to legally spend the money whenever so chose, with at most 100 million dollars per year in taxes. I wish that.

Whoa awesome!! That would make things tough for other game gurus

Granted but your own personal fortune still gets halved when your wife divorces you on the grounds of neglect due to copyright addiction

I wish for a husband I could play games with, but who wasn't addicted to them.

Granted. He lives in Antarctica, at a secret base for incredibly unusual people. they are studying him for how he avoids the (completely over-hyped, and rarely occuring) MMO addiction.

I wish I could play better online games (some of the free ones are pretty cool, though, Mabinogi and S4 League for preference), not because I get addicted (I don't), but because I don't have the money, and don't know if GuildWars is any good.

Granted, you end up playing an online free rip-off of pokemon >.<

I wish I could go back to the time when there were only 150 of those critters.

Granted, but Digimon were also popular, and you couldn't escape advertisments for saturday morning cartoons on FOX.

I wish pokemon were less garbage nowadays (not even talking about the larvae pokemon that evolves differently if it has a leaf-, sand-, or yes, a trash-cloak.)

Granted, they make a merger with Yu-Gi-Oh (lol wtf a trash cloak???)

I wish I could make a theme tune like the Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh ones, they are pretty cool.

Granted. But it's like the Pokemon: Johto Journeys theme. YOu are shunned from the music world for the next 40000d6 million years.

I wish for more coolness like the Xam'd (Lost Memories) intro. Or the original pokemon theme, before it got old.

Granted, it gets old even quicker than the Pokemon theme did >.<

I wish that things didn't get so old so fast (suprising how quickly I tired of the whol Death Note thing, even though it's a fantastic piece of work)