corrupt wishing well of doom

Granted. You get to read the first manga said artist ever drew, at the age of 5, in exchange for nevetr being able to read another book by this Yuu Watase.

I wish I had access to a library with every book, CD, DVD, audiobook, etc. ever published, with enough copies of each that I need never wait for a book on hold, and without any late fees.

Granted, you have an extortionate entrance fee to the building instead >.<

I wish I was still on holiday

Granted. But it's not paid leave, so even though school would not be in session, you would never be able to work for anyone else to pay off the school and for food, until it is revealed that it was your archenemy in control all along, and you must topple his empire of evil before you can go back to school or find work elsewhere.

I wish for a fantastic adventure, with no negative impact on my life directly nor indirectly.

Granted, but it will cost you the rest of your life in hard labour >.<

I wish for a catch-free teleportation device

Granyed. But there is no catch, as in switch, for when you want to teleport.

I wish for a TARDIS, and the ability to utilize it properly without dying, going mad, or anything of the sort. And, if the chameleon unit is working, I also want to be able to identify it.

Granted, but you identify your TARDIS by the fact that it is painted pink with green spots on the outside

I wish I knew why I have this horrible big bruise on my arm...

Granted. A scorpion stung your arm, and it is now beyond the point of saving.

I wish for the power of regeneration, like a Time Lord, only unlimited, and without the excess of energy.

Granted, but you're faced with seeing the world in front of you decay and die, and end up being immortal in a wasteland left behind by the destruction of man....and waffles.

I wish I knew what waffles taste like

Granted. They taste like nothing you've ever tasted before (unless you've tasted really thin and crisp yet still fluffy pancakes. However, this only applies to properly homemade waffles, and all waffles that are not storebought are now illegal.

I wish for a minifridge/hot drink dispenser that could deliver, exactly when I told it to, whatever drink I wished for at the perfect flavour, temperature, consistency, texture, so on and so forth, in exactly the proper volume at any given dispensure. (I have not the time for proper iced tea, and have no cold gatorade, poor thirsty me, have to drink Warrensburg municipal water with tea flavor powder. Kansas City residents prefer their municipal water suplies to that of my hometown)

Granted, but you can only find that in the Kampai! kitchen which is always off-limits

I wish I could find a natural alternative to shower gel

Granted. A combination of of molten honey, milk extract, and some sort of emulsifier works pretty well when made into a bar of soap, and smells good too. Unfortunately, you have to run a goat farm to know how to actually make the soap.

I wish I could find that soap consisently available in a store (like wal-mart) for an affordableprice (it was originally stolen from a hotel in, I think, Branson, Missouri, and the hotel operator didn't know who their supplier was)

Granted, but that's only Wal-Mart over here in England (under the name ASDA) >.<

I wish I knew why it's called Wal-Mart over there and ASDA over here, it's the same company....

Granted. It has more brand recognization in the U.S., but was given a more "explanatory" name for the U.K. (ironically, being identified by its initials)

I wish to know what ASDA (in this context), and any other series of initials and acronyms that I happen to hear or read stand for.

Granted- Adverse Supermarket Demoralization Avenue

I wish it really was that

Granted, but all initials are now insulting backronyms (SE is now Sucky Electronics, FDA is Farmer-Ditching Administration, that sort of thing)

I wish for this place to have the optimum number of active members at any given time.

Granted, but the gentle SE soon cracks under the weight of all the people O.O

I wish I could remember to check my emails more often (108 in my inbox >.<)

Granted, but your spam filter stops working, and you get hundreds of spam e-mails per day on any current and future accounts.

I wish I got more emails from friends, games, and PM notifications, rather than the majority of my emails being from school, a job search thing I joined last year, and the daily comics I'm emailed from the local paper.*


*I get Pearls Before Swine and Get Fuzzy, and I would also get either Dilbert or Zits if my school email adress would allow comic subscriptions.

Granted, but your friends compound you with terrible spelling and grammar, and the games are all for old consoles like the SNES or Genesis.

I wish I could set up a counseling thing here, since I'm doing so much counseling at KH3, I'd love to do it here too if there were more people.

I meant emails from online games that i play, but the spelling ang grammar is a terrible enough corruption in itself.

Granted, but everyone comes here, SE is overloaded, and KH3 dies.

I don't think I'd mind that

I wish I hadn't procrastinated so much (the deadline for this music is Friday )

Granted. But you got the music finished ahead of time, and it was either lost or stolen, so you have to redo it anyway. And it's even worse because you only realized it was gone when it was due.

I wish my grades in school (past and present, i don;t know my present grades) reflected my actual intelligence rather than my ability to cater to the whims of the school systems.

Granted, but your intelligence level becomes a threat to the school and they try to control you for their own selfish ends

I wish that wasn't actually based in truth >.<

Granted. All kids are kept sedated from birth so that creativity and intelligence are suppressed in exchange for conformity.

I wish that wasn't based on truth.

Granted, kids are instead dosed-up with high-energy hyperactivity drugs in order to drive their parents insane >.<

I wish I had better RPG skills

Granted. But you decide to visit my town, get stuck for an extra three days because the train schedules were wrong, DM a game, and end up trapped here for the rest of your life as a highly paid but extremely bored permanent dungeon master at AlphaGames.

I wish the internet was like in the Shadowrun series, only less post-apocalyptic and no viruses or... Oh, whatever it was they call programs that do damage to one;s physical self. Blacksomething, I think it was, as opposed to grey- (which incapacitates) and blue- (which acts as a sort of viruscan). I- almost wished I could remember what the suffix for those programs was in Shadowrun jargon.