KAMPAI!!

I disrespect severus snape. He can clean the toilets.

Serves customers. Invisible customers. I either have vision powers, or am slowly going mad and hallucinating fake imaginary cusomers where real imaginary customers aren't.

Probably a combination of both, this place has become a ghosttown!!! *hides*

HEY! you are offending nearly headless nick .
He hunts ghost rabbits for my new recepy: Ectoplasmic Rabbit stew

Aha, a new recipe, perhaps there is hope afterall ^^

*enters mental state where I can see ghosties, tries greeting them, runs off to hire an interpreter*

*frowns at miss valentine*
you nutter

As undead I can talk with EVERYONE!
except sharks ... they are dumb

Who you calling nutter, foo? :p

Fine, you can be my interpreter. Tell me what this guy at this table wants for his order ^^

a crystalized soulshard
hey I can make those

jay my warlock powers have use in the kitchen
*drains the soul of a rabbit*
*gains a crystalized soulshard*

Serves the soul shard to the customer.
Why is Dante eating here? (ait, no, wrong,reference. that's crystallized soul reside)

Anyway, did we slip into a realm in which video game characters abound, and eat at perfectly abnormal cafes?

Because if we do, we should start stocking the bars with potions, ethers, and the like.

everyone is welcome in Kampai!
..... except whiners and people who don't like my food

Hmmm might be an idea, never know when a battle between staff might break out!!!

Cool. Drink Specials today:
Potion
superpotion
hi-potion
red potion
green potion
blue potion
max potion
espresso (potion-flavoured)

*drinks what looks like Elixir from a bottle*

Hang on a minute, this isn't Elixir *squints to look at the bottle label* THIS IS SAMBUCA!!!!

*faints*

Uses a revive potion.

How do FF characters get unconscious characters to drink the revive potions without them choking or drowning? Unless it vaporizes in contact wiuht the air, or something.

*Begins a quest to add a list of as many (mainstream) video game liquid restorants to the digital menu*

the throw them at their head and when the bottle shatters the potion seeps in through the skin


I present you: a phoenix pinion

I present to you: the remains of the previous phoenix, having cooked itself on its owen funeral pyre/nest. The cinnamon adds some real flavor, see if it;'s possible to replicate in the kitchen.

Todays specials:
chocolatl
cinnamon hot-chocolate
pitcher of molten minerals
and, for the really not faint of heart, pureed hot peppers and cinnamon in pure coffee extract.

I present the MEGA PHOENIX!!! (sadly not in many FF games)

Ohhh here's some more...

Sodalite Sherbet Drink
Ruby Refresher
Emerald Weapon (sounds really nice actually ^^)
Fool's Gold Coffee

Hmm, Emerald Weapon sounds like a mint (spear, not pepper) and green apple version of the pan-galactic gargle blaster from Hitchhiker's guide (likened to having one's skull caved in by a small wedge of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick)

It does ^^

Or like the best tasting Mojito ever

I give you: "the essence of Pyrefly"
30% alcohol
70% ghost image

Mmmmmm impressive ^^

The Jecht Shot-

20% arrogance
30% alcohol
50% good heart underneath

Heh.

Chocobotail
Any sort of alchoholic liquid in a martini glass, with a mimett green on a toothpick. (lame)

So, polls the customers on their favourite of the invented drinks (we shall call it Random Stuff We Threw Together And Tacked An FF Name On Night). But everyone but the vampires are throwing up at even the idea of "50% good heart" as part of an ingredients list, and the vampires are throwing up from the Anti-Vincent Special (garlic crushed in a glass with {somehow} alcoholic garlic juice). Though that may be part of why everyone else is sick, too. Serves customers chalk tablets and pepto-bismol. And serves my pet cat an Anti-Unplugging Keyboard Special (being placed in a room away from my computer if he doesn;t stop)

Awww, better scrap the Jecht Shot then....

Give your cat a Mojito, he will soon get the idea

OOOOOh, no. I would not like to see him having ingested alcohol. Not only would he probably not be a very fun cat to be around (whether the barfing or the tipsiness, it would also be very not good for him. Plus my other cat would probably get really mad at him, and as a result, get mad at me and the other humans)

So, it's been a while since we've arbitrarily renovated this place. Any ideas? renovate or scrap the carnival? add a dance floor/karaoke machine (Oh, no...)?

A dance machine would be fun, in fact let's go one better- An Arcade!!!!!!

Boo ya! An arcade would be an awesome addition to the space to the (north?) side of the shop.

And there should be a wall of FF cames built into machines, one game per machine. With extra memory, like, so the employees can have save files. And Gauntlet: Legends.

Whatever. Nonexistent businesses are interesting to add to.