KAMPAI!!

Right, then! *salutes* already working on it.

*inserts the closet and goes to narnia*
*shoots some talking rabbits and comes back*
someone up for rabbit stew?

Noooooooooooo I cannot eat that, they are my favourite animals!! (hehe, they're probably the only animal I don't fear!)

But then again, this stew does taste rather good....

I can also go back if you want and make some centaur steak

Ooooh that sounds really good!!! (< likes most meat ^^)

I likes meat
I'm not really a vegetable person... I eat them but I don't love them
throws everything in a big stove

I have recently been eating a lot of veg, chopped raw peppers are yummy.....

Bitter. I prefer grilled peppers (assuming you refer to bell peppers, and not spicy peppers).
Mmm, rabbit stew.

By the way:

Sorry, but that's the best image I have. I was mildly ill yesterday anbd monday night (no worries), so even what sketches I started aren;t worth posting.

My gosh that's awesome!! *claps with joy!!*

I can totally imagine everything going on in this space. The only two rooms missing are your's and Chaos' offices. And you did this while you were ill? *bows with approval*

Jet ... you have my deepest respect
*bow*
Like the idea

Thank you!
The music(and possibly materia) store counts as my domain, and Chaos joined up after the renovatiuons, so either he doesn't have an office, it's out back with the carnival, or his area is hidden where nay a livin' been can ken. (no living being cvan know. it sounded better the first way)

So, any customers... uit appears so. *takes orders, serves customers, orders a drink for myself, some sort of random warm coffee- or tea- or hot-chocolate-based drink*
*checks the eldtritch musical instrument shop to see if we have in the Zora guitar*

*pours self a cup of green tea* it's been nice and easy lately, I don't seem to be serving many people!!

*quickly gets talking to the customers, telling intelligent jokes to keep them interested*

*humming to self*
returns empty mug.
Rewrites drink specials board:
"Exchange deal: money -> drinks"

wow *_* money for drinks ... brilliant
*sees hobo sleeping in front of Kampai! with a coard saying: I am poor please give me some money*

*walks to the hobo*
*gives him a blanket*
*changes sign in "will bleed for kicks, for every kick you have to give Kampai! 2 dollar"
>=]

Aw, now that's just cruel. Changes sign:
For every kick you have to give Kampai 3 dollars (25% goes to homeless)

More people will kick him, he gets 75c for each kick, and we still get a profit! (completely and utterly kidding. i do not condone the kicking of homeless people. Unless they are zombified. Then I condone any attack the game allows)

*sits down and starts sinking into the floor.*

yep. I'm sinking. Well, guys, this'll be my last post until spring break, because I'm just REALLY busy....so, boss, if you could give my jobs to a temp for a couple weeks, I think that'd be cool.

well, guys, I'll see ya in a few weeks.

*sinks completely into the floor.*

noes
get back here you lazy ass
... mawwwww he's gone *_*

... *kicks hobo* (I also don't condone in the kicking of hobo's)

My gosh Chaos perfected the technique of Shivasana!!!!

*goes out to the Hobo, offers him a temp placement in Chaos's areas*

... I think he is thinking about it

... he is hired when he takes that fork out of his ear

No. Dr. Hobo may not work in the same establishment as I. His consciences can, though.

Gives Dr. Hobo a coffee. All-natural hippie ripoff coffee. Mmade oif bark and mud and no actual coffee. He prefers it to real coffee.

Serves customers.
Starts working on a holographic program that will make i look like we are almost but not quite full, and thus as popular a cafe/bar as we are, so more customers will stop by.

Ooooh, looks like we might have to find another replacement for Chaos.....

*leads the Hobo to the bathroom, boots him in there, waits an hour and watches as a new person emerges*

No, the new person is.... Ternaldo!!! Nooo! (note: other charactr from same comic). (may or may not be canonical to thread, disregard previous sentences if you wish)

Wouldn;t it be weird if someone had so much dirt on them, they eventually died of old age (or a spoon in their ear) and the dirt continued walking around and doiung everything they would while the body slowly disintegrated? Like a combination golem and bodysnatcher?

Apparently someone that dirty could actually live longer than us, due to their elevated immunity ^^

But anyways, welcome aboard Ternaldo, work hard and be nice to Vincent!!!

If he asks me to play yu-gi-oh or something like that with him ... i'll kill him *_*

I respect Ron Weasley- he can come and work for me ^^