corrupt wishing well of doom

Granted, you see the horrors of business tycoons swimming in pools of money. Naked.

I wish I could use a bow and arrow

granted, but you have to use the bow backwards.

I wish that I had the power to go in and out of worlds created in books.

Granted, somebody shuts the book and traps you inside for...all eternity. Heheheh I just love saying that

I wish I could be foreign for a day

granted you get thrown into jail for having the wrong pasport

I wish you would play kingdom hearts 1 and 2

granted but she can't get past the third world.

I wish Kingdom Hearts III would come out tomorrow.

Granted. But it is a spinofff, Kingdom Hearts: Islands In Indigo. Mainly an art sim. However, KH3 will come out in a few months, and be even better than the first two combined.

I wish I wasn't so sick from the grease in the fake turkey gyros stuff I had for dinner.

Granted, you have what I've got instead.

I wish I didn't have to go to the doctors tomorrow

granted but he comes to your house instead and steals all your stuff

I wish zotar would burst into flames

Granted, then he pwns you for being mean

I wish I could see my old friends again, been talking to them on the phone today and I miss them

granted but it shall be the last time you'll ever see eachother

I wish for a burning world

Granted but Shiva gets upset and seeks you out to own you.

I wish I hadn't taken on the dinosaur (even though I won easily )

granted but bahamut kills you

I wish I had warm feet

granted, but the get steadily hotter until they melt.

I wish that my back wasn't in so much pain all the time(like three years ago, I fell on a metal bar like right at the center of my back...oww....)

granted but there is a giant wooden pin lodged in you brain

I wish I had luck

granted, but you lose your most important body part.

I wish things would happen.

Granted, now you lose a hand and it runs away.

I wish I had a game to write music for

granted, but you only get to write sucky music for it and they pay you with peanuts.

I wish some games had better music.

Granted, I shall re-write them all, gwahahahahahaha!!!!

I wish my laugh was more evil

granted, but you now talk in the cutest voice ever.

Heheheh I wish you made a wish

granted, but then you wouldn't have made that wish.

I wish that I HAD made that wish.

Granted. And then there was still silence ^^

I wish I could be the greatest gamer like ever

granted, but then you get bored with games

I wish I was able to play games all the time everyday

Granted, but then you grow a long beard and no-one recognizes you!

I wish I could swap lives with a guy for a day just to see what it is like

granted, but the guy has wierd things happen while hes in your body.

I wish I had a humorous sympathy card to give to someone.