corrupt wishing well of doom

Granted, you give it to Puppet and he pwns you!

I wish Puppet would join in sometime

granted, but he only does it every once in a while.

he has a lot of stuff going on...

I wish puppet didn't have so much going on..

Granted, he becomes uber posters like us.

I'm lucky I can post so much, or is that unlucky?

I wish for a legion of posters to join

granted, but all they post is spam.

I wish there were no spammers.

Granted, Firesnakious loses his will to live

I wish they hadn't stopped the postcount for games on FFNet

granted, but each post then only counts as an eigth of a post

I wish that My mom didn't nag

Granted, you can share mine and she will own you at games!

I wish I knew what I am gettting for Christmas

granted, but all it is is another game your mom can beat you at.

I wish I could go to a good live comedy show.

GHranted, but you have to sell both of your kidneys and your own liver on the black market to get tickets.

I wish I had the regenerative powers to do something like that, and survive. I'd never be broke again!

Granted, but you have trouble selling your body parts because they become common since you can regenerate.

I wish I could sell something really rare and never be broke again

granted, but you get mugged and you die before the thing gets stolen(you aren't eve broke in your lifetime...)

I wish I could use a sword....

Granted, but you become posessed by the sword and become a homicidal maniac

I wish I could read Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

granted but your son becomes him *_* ... kinda awsome

I wish I was nny

Granted but you become super nnnnnnnnnnnnny

I wish stress didn't exist

Granted. However, you become so relaxed you melt iunto a puddle, soak into the floor, and the eulogy at your funeral is "Made us replace the carpet."

I wish that whenever I reached my prime age, I would no longer age (until I was killed and reincarnated), and I would reincarnate with all of my memories intact.

Granted, you reached your prime age at 12. Heheheheheh gotcha

I wish I had a ladder

granted you have a stepladder

I wish I could fly

Granted, you can only fly in Holland

I wish I could visit every country in the world for at least a day

granted but you realize it is much to little time

I wish I could visit every country in the world for at least a month

granted, but you end up starving in nigeria

I wish There were no third world countries

granted now there are fourth world countries where all the scum of the earth goes

I wish people weren't so ... SICK (in their head)

granted, but now the "norm" is to be extremely perverted and it isn't viewed as "SICK"

granted you get NOTHING so you suffocate

I wish I had something

granted, but it isn't anything

I wish I could remember to put a wish...

granted but it is a bad wish

I wish that my sis hadn't abducted al the good dvd's