KAMPAI!!

KARAOKE!!!!!!

So Karaoke and Arcade it is!! Actually Vincent might find a job he's good at in there- he doesn't get on with cafe customers very well, so he can be confined to signing endless autographs in there from now on ^^

The space out North is fine, if there's not much land then just build upwards, Gold Saucer style!!

Cool. Well, I suppose I shall just finish up serving the customers before getting ready to set up a floor map. If I bother with the map. It's also been about four days since anyone got food or a drink.

aah that's why this zombie is biting my ear ^^
*starts cooking*

*rushes out to serve alcohol and coffee, and everything else inbetween* haven't seen the place this busy in a while, brings back memories ^^

Yeah. Helps serve drinks.

Hmm, if anyone has ever seen the Drew Carey show, and how they invented Buzz Beer (coffee floavoured beer), I had an idea. You know that drink, with the shot of, like, scotch or something, in a pint of beer, and you slam it before they mix? The same thing, but with the shot glass full of espresso. I'm underage, so I won;t figure out how that tastes for at least another two years.

That sounds quite nice actually. I've tried a coffee-flavoured vodka milkshake drink and that was pretty awesome too. Yay for mixing coffee and alcohol!!!!

Hmmm. You know, this is ironic, on the same page that it was mentioned the4 thread was going better than ever, it stops for two weeks before anyone notices noone has posted and replies to it.

Argh it died?
and the zombines are attacking?

BATTLE STATIONS EVERYONE!

I feel terrible!!!!!

*grabs Airblade* I must make it up to my shop and my staff, and battle harder than ever in the name of Kampai!!!!!!!!

Cool. Mans the Bahamut robot, I hope it's still in working condition.

Blasts zombines into chowder. (oh, please don;t put chowder on the food specials any time soon)

*draws my old trusty swords*
It is time!
*rushes towards the zombines*

Zombines!!!

*rushes in, slices and dices* yay I've missed this!!!

huzzah! slices and dices and chops and chunks and puts the RonCo brand Zombine Whateverer on an infomercial!

And serves drinks to spectators who wish to watch the fray. must not abandon the duties of the shop.

*fuses together both swords and gets a giant sword infused with fire*
I got an over sized sword... can I now get my own final fantasy?
*attacks the zombines with a combined tactic from all the sword wielders in final fantasy*

You can;t have a Final Fantasy unless you have spiky super-gel hair. Like professor oak.

Steals the pokemon from the PETP centers (People for Ethical Treatment of Pokemon are way out of line), and sends them into battle against the zombines. once the zombines are gone (fortunately there aren;t many of them left), we can have them work around he restaurant.

(I love the April Fool's day stuff comics and gaming sites do nowadays)

I can make my hair ultra spikey
wait one flipping second!
Vincent had his own (spin-off) final fantasy
So I say that I can have one too!

*Bursts in riding on Faddy's back* He has animu hair!!!!!

*slashes using Bond Of Flame*

I have the keyblade to Kampai!!! I find it whilst out on some missions- and I found my new human steed too

I want a spin-off episode too!!!! In fact we should all make one...

Hurrah! Final Fantasy: Cafe Dash! It's a cross between that stupid but incredibly addictive game that came with my current computer, the Kingdom Hearts battle system, and, for good measure, Itidaki Street Special (the latter would be an interesting name for a meal on the specials menu).

*throws a piece of street into one of my pans*
mmmm it smells ..... interresting
NEW SPECIAL!
*throws baked streets stone at the head of a custommer and steals his wallet while he is out* *puts money in the cashregister* *wals back into the kitchen*

Jay Itidaki Street Special!!

*brings Faddy to a halt, dismounts*

Oooooh you're selling fried street? I wants some!!! ^^

Hmmmm *fumbles over paychecks* good thing I remembered, it's been months since any of you have been paid shock horror!!! Luckily this paycheck is backdated, you may gladly use your weapon shop discounts too

Yeah-hah-heah. (PS: the eldritch musical intrument shop also allows use of Kampai employee discount cards)

I'm using some of my paycheck for a trebuchet and a (reversible) shrink ray. See if that'll work for serving customers with more efficiency.

I have not spent any money yet
hmmm
*returns to the kitchen*

What are you planning Firesnake? *looks suspicious*

at the moment? cooking
In the future?
muahahahahahaha
that is a secret