throw something random

throws a bat. an actual bat. like that eats fruit or bugs or occassionally cattle blood.

throws bat at bat and hits it in the head ... with the bat

Throws a PETA member at Firesnake. (as a sacrifice, not a scolding, PETA people annoy me, and often go way to far to "protect" the "rights" of animals. [neglecting human rights and the laws that nature has developed over hundreds and hundreds of millions of years to keep animal life functioning properly. pet peeve on very little sleep and a cold, sorry)

throws this conversation http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=757218&songID=5835353

oookay.

Throws an NDS MP3 adapter. that won;t play WMA files.
(mostly unrelated subject)

throws it into the garbage

Throws self to catch it before it reaches the garbage. If it was thrown away, I would have nothing portable on which to listen to MP3s!

Throws (roughly 15-20, can;t find grammar for 1.5 dozen) rejected job applications.

throws them all into perfectness

Throws the blasted age minimum for working at hastings. And the incredibly bothersome and rude online application system for Lowes (home improvement store)

Throws a stack of lumber, paint, and duct tape with an employee discount.

jay chaep christmas tree

throws a mandible

throws a boomerang carved from the jawbone of some random prehistoric animal

throws an Argentinosaurus.... with a lot of effort that is

throws the skull of an ultrasaur. or a utahraptor. I can never remember which it is turned out to be larger.

argentinosaurus kicks their ass .... when he isn't eating trees

throws a Blue finfish

throws a bluefin tuna.

throws a yellowfin tuna.
throws a salmon.
throws a whale shark.
throws the giant creature, either the fish demon or the fish goddess from Endless Ocean.
Eh, ran out of fish to throw.

Oh, wait, throws the Leviathan. assuming it is a fish.

throws smeagol to eat them all

^^

Throws the one ring. Into a pit of lava.

Throws
Your question was:
> You have a Ring on a chain around your neck, a small warped ghoulish
> creature on your right, and your best friend to your left.
>
> What now?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } > GOLLUM, LEAD ME TO MORDOR.
}
} Gollum hops off to the north.
}
} > NORTH
}
} Desolate Wasteland
}
} You are in a desolate wasteland. All around you is desolate wasteland.
}
} Sam has arrived from the south.
}
} > INVENTORY
}
} You are wearing:
} The One Ring (on a chain around your neck)
}
} You are carrying:
} Sting
} Your pack
} Your pack contains:
} 10 lembas wafers
} a rope
} the light of Erendiel
}
} > NORTH
}
} Sam's eyes gleam as you leave.
}
} Desolate Wasteland
}
} You are in a desolate wasteland. All around you is desolate wasteland.
}
} > WEAR ONE RING
}
} Are you sure? Remember, Gandalf told you not to do that.
}
} > WEAR ONE RING
}
} You put the One Ring on. All of a sudden, you turn invisible!
}
} > SOUTH
}
} Desolate Wasteland
}
} You are in a desolate wasteland. All around you is desolate wasteland.
}
} Sam is standing here cackling gleefully.
} Gollum is lying on the ground in a pool of blood. An elvish sword is
} protruding from his stomach.
}
} > REMOVE ONE RING
}
} Sam starts as you become visible. "It was suicide, honest Mr. Frodo."
}
} > TELL SAM "We're lost, aren't we?"
}
} Sam says, "Gollum can guide us into Mordor."
}
} > TELL SAM "Gollum's dead."
}
} Sam says, "Gollum? Why, he's our guide into Mordor."
}
} > SAM, LEAD ME TO MORDOR.
}
} Sam says, "I don't know the way to Mordor. Maybe you should follow
} Gollum."
}
} > FOLLOW GOLLUM
}
} What? Follow the corpse of Gollum with an elvish sword protruding from
} it?
}
} > YES
}
} You can't follow the corpse of Gollum with an elvish sword protruding
} from it.
}
} > TAKE ELVISH SWORD
}
} You can't take the corpse of Gollum with an elvish sword protruding from
} it!
}
} > QUIT
}
} Your score is 50 out of a possible 150. This earns you the rank of
} Hobbit. Really quit? (Y/N)
}
} > Y

NetHack rocks

what the hell?
that is sow awsome

who what where?
throws a : TELL ME!!!!

Throws giggle at seeing my name there

Your name is Samwise? (j/k)

Throws an all-seeing oracle, a NetHack (dungeoncrawler game) emulation, and Middle Earth

throws QUESTIONMARKS!

Throws Sam-ness ^^

throws loch ness

throws nasi
(no not nessy ^^)

throws natto. man, soybeans taste okay fresh, if they are the proper type, but I can;t stand them prepared any other way.