corrupt wishing well of doom

Granted. But you can only change the names and weekday television schedules. The weekends stay the same.

IU wish I could have kept a copy of the essay/story/whatever I wrote today, instead of losing it forever to the test grading facility or whoever is in charge of the test for which I wrote it.

Granted, but then the wind blows it out of your hand on the way home.

I wish I could find a way to stop gale-force winds blowing. Ironically, even though Air is my element, I actually find wind terrifying

Granted. But it involves particle physics, working your way aroun d the laws of brownian motion, and a servitude pact with the sylphs near where you live.

I wish I could actually communicate with spirits/paranormal humanoid beings/whatever the <earth-like realm, please be earth-like realm> they are that I sometimes see.

Granted, but then people constantly demand you to speak to them on their behalf. It must get really annoying for psychics to have so many requests like that. Though that said, I would like also to make that kind of contact. I think I believe in these kinds of presences, but I can't see them at all, not even as much as you can, which I find annoying. I have not the gift

Ok then, I wish I had the gift

granted but every ghost haunts you

I wish my feet didn't hurt so much

Granted, your brain hurts instead.

Dammit do you ever rest boyo? You'll wear youself out!!

I wish I could force people to rest

granted but after a while they rebelize

the whole heel of my foot is blue/red/blackish
hmmmmm I guess that isn't good

I wish things wouldn't mess with my head

Granted. TYour head will be cryogenically frozen until they invernt a way to upload peoples' consciousness into rtobot bodies,m whi9ch they never do .

I wish to see the sixth Sense, temporarily forgetting the twist endoing, so I can see at what poiunt in the movie I would have figuired it out had I not already known.
(I also wish the quick reply thing was back tonormal, but I won;t wish it here so as not to have it corrupted)

Granted, but Sarah Michelle Gellar is removed from the film

And I'll see what I can do about the reply box

I wish I was better at admin stuff

granted but the forum mutates and steals all your moneys!

I wish every one of us was rich

Granted, but I'm richer than you

I wish that were actually true

granted but you just made me so poor that I can't afford a computer

I wish I had a laptop

Granted, but you can't make awesome music on a laptop.

I wish I wasn't so frustrated with my music right now:cry:

Gr... Aw, crud. To pitiable. IU can;t bring myself to corrupt it directly, so you are frustrated with Firesnake's computer.

I wish for GarageBand, or a similar composing program. I'm stuckl with MarioPaint and Windows Movie Maker.

Ngh, I can't corrupt it, I feel your pain!! (I was once restricted to making mushroom beats on MarioPaint, oh dear )

I wish we would all write music quite happily!!!!

granted but when you are not writing music ... you are miserable

I wish for 100 hot wings

Granted, they are covered in chilli powder

I wish for something more exciting than battered prawns

granted here are some poisoned gamba's

I wish for a less bloody mess

Granted, the many entrails are clean instead.

I wish I knew my way kinda thing, life purpose, stuff

granted but now every day will be very dull and meaningless

I wish I had the most powerfull weapon in the world

Granted, it's a weapon that talks people to death

I wish Spring Festival wasn't so close (it's on Thursday, hence the super panicking and cleaning)

Granted. Spring festival is already over and you slept through it.

I wish for a time travel function (with fail-safe mechanisms) to be built into the forums, on the condition that we cannot use it to mess with oither forum mebers'lives, frinds, or family (ior make their enemies more powerful)

Granted, but we all get one

I wish I could be one of you guys for a day, so I could see what it's like (and cause chaos of course)

granted but you have to live with the fact that you ruined one of our lives *_*

I wish you wouldn't be me

Granted, I'll be JET and cause mischief!!!!

I wish for a Happy Pancake Day!!!