one or the other

Book, because my favourite mangas come in book form, and also I like a good book anyway.

Japanese or Chinese (language)?

japanese for the obvious reason that chinese people are stuck up

english or spanish?

English, I'm actually not very keen on Spanish for some reason.

Tattoo or piercing?

piercing because I have had much fun out of it

subject or no subject?

no subject... Imma lazy ^^

mario or wario

Mario. Even though I hat his guts, he's still much better to look at than Wario, he's just freaky and slightly clown-like

Pizza or burger?

pizza... there is more to eat... except an american burger and a dutch pizza.... then burger

Luigi or mario?

Luigi, he seems much less pretentious and isn't afraid to admit he is chicken.

brave or scared?

brave because those people make good heroes/anti-heroes in games

anti-villain or hero?

Anit-villains, for some reason they are always more interesting. Probably because they are less predictable than heroes. Just look at Vegeta on DBZ!

Marvel or Manga?

manga because I forget

DBZ or love hina?

I still haven't seen the Love Hina anime, but I'm sure it beats DBZ hands down. And the DBZ manga was poop, so definitely Love Hina.

Sky pirate or sea pirate?

sky pirate because they are faster, smarter and can go over land

qwertyuiop or asdfghjkl

asdfghjkl, because more letters from my name come from that line

big number or little number? (I'm getting silly now)

depends. Where is the distinction between big number and little number? If it is less than half of infinity, bug number, if it is more than 13, little number, if it is both, neither, if it is neither, both, and the last two were random.

Randomness or logicality?
cancel that. It's been answered too many times.

Psychology or headology?
(if one believes a monster is chasing them, the psychologist convinces one that the monster does not exist, the headologist hands one a large bat and a chair to stand on. -Terry Pratchett)

headology.... I like to smash things

fear or NEVER fear

Never fear... Because it sounds like "nevermore"

Poe's stories or his poetry?

poetry because that is the only thing I have read

fire or cold?

Fire. It's uncomfortable for a lot shorter time.

Half-life or Halo (both PC)?

half-life I didn't enjoy halo and I'm a diehard half-life player
just finished halflife 2 episode 1 (ik like... a few houries)

one way or an other?

One way. Because there can only be one...

My way or the highway?

your way because I can't drive

run or hide?

hide, I'm asthmatic.

attempt dodge or use shield?

shield because attempting usually includes hurt

kill or torture?