one or the other

You mus6t choose between 2 options, and say why.

eg. Summer or winter

Summer cos It's sunnier.

You also have to make a one or the other for the next person.

I will begin:

handsome or smart

Smart, because handsome does not negate physical abuse! Well, smart does not either...in fact it is worse. Damnit. Handsome!

The word thread, or topic?

hmmmm thread becausetopic is much more further appart
T O P I C
T H R E A D
you see?

dark or light

Dark. Light burns eyes.

The new Dr. Who or the original Stargate SG-1

stargate sg-1
aww how I enjoyed it

starwars or startrek

Star Wars. Eeew, Star Trek. :p

Vlad the Impaler or Erszabet Bathory?

vlad the impaler because you spelled countess Erzsebet Bathory wrong

wine or beer?

Wine, it's much more sophisticated and healthy. Not that beer isn't nice or anything!!

Computer or paper?

computer.. it is easy

rock,paper or scissors

Ooooh a triple!!!! Rock, because it's, er, hard

Single or couple? I'm so wonewy!!

Couple, because one person is like a mirror in an empty room, and two are like a pair of mirrors, reflecting each other for eternity[awww...].

Serious poetry or (generally non-poetic) humor?

None poetic humour. Or poetic humour if it is available. I can't cope too well with hardcore poetry it makes me cry

Sensitivity or insensitivity?

Sensitivity, because insensitive people make me want to have Chuck Norris kick them repeatedly.

Darth Vader helmet or Freddy Kreuger gloves?

Freddy Krueger gloves, Darth Vader is a big softy *tongue in cheek*

Heavy metal or hip-hop?

Heavy metal. On medium volume. People keep playing rap and calling it hip-hop, or hip-hop and calling it rap, and though hip-hop is okay, rap is not.

J-pop or techno?

Definitely J pop. I would rather listen to a cheese fest from Japan than some pilled-out garbage from a Leeds nightclub

Meat Loaf or Korn?

Korn... for the obvious reasons

Red or blue?

Even though Turquoise is my favourite colour, I will say red because it is still an awesome colour. Even though my skin is too pale to wear it well

ATB or CTB?

ATB... remembers me of final fantasy somehow >.<
I are pale too

lion or panther

Panther. Dark cats are always more cool, and lions are overrated

Cat or dog?

dog because they are loyal

goat or sheep?

Goats, they have more character

Bush Senior or Bush Junior? Toughie...

... option 3: none I hate them both

mission in uruzgan or getting our militants back here

A. Getting them back. It's pointless them being there it;s just going to cause more heartbreak to their families if they all die needlessly.

Q. Legal war or illegal war?

I would rather have no war but if I have to choose... legal.. I guess

guns or roses?