one or the other

Gunblade, it's more portable and has a sharp, shiny bit.

Assassin's Crossing, or HitSim? (fictional parody games)

(I wanted to answer Miss Valentine's! oh well, I'll just post my answer in here as well. Trebuchet, because, if its set up right, you can destroy things miles and miles and miles away without much work at all.)

Assassin's crossing, because it sounds like its just assassins crossing streets and killing random people along the way.

horror or action (movies)?

action because they mostly have... a point

humor or drama

humor, because I love comedy.

chaos or order?

chaos because I just love anarchy

UK or USA

USA, because Microsoft makes it okay.

FDR(Franklin Delanor Roosevelt) or JFK(John F. Kennedy)?

Hey what's wrong with the UK? Just kidding, I hate it here too.

FDR, he was mentioned in a Michael Jackson song.

Jackson 5 reunion or pack up and go home?

pack up and go home... I hate michael jackson

fry or cook

Cooking, because it sometimes involves frying

Apple juice or orange juice?

orange juice because it becomes orange soda if you add some extra .. things

run or walk

Walk. Even though I know running is probably healthier, I, er, can't be bothered. But at least with a pushchair I can walk really fast

Cheese or chocolate? (aargh fondue!!!!! aaaaaaaa)

chocolate because strawberries + chocolate got me my 3th ex

warehouse or LFG

Warehouse, because it sounds familiar....*scratches head*

Ponies or donkeys?

ponies because richards battle cry is: FOR PONY!

japan or india?

Japan, India seems too hot and dusty

Japan or Malaysia?

japan.... japan just rocks

jesus or mozes?

Actually Jesus. Moses didn't reall have a clue....

Old Testament or New Testament?

old because more people died

german or french

Laugh!!

German, because Rammstein are German, French people don't know how to rock.

Spanish or Portugese?

spanish because portugese people throw birdcrap at each other in broad daylight >.< (well some do )

tomatoes or an apple

An apple, though tomatoes are still good.

Apple pie or apple danish?

apple pie, because i don't feel in the mood for flaky pastries right now.

Shounen Jump(manga) or Tips&Tricks(gaming)

Shounen Jump, another one for the list of things I still need to check out.

Negima! or Tenchi Muyo?

I dunno I feel neutral

active or passive

Active, always fight the cause!!!!!

Understated or overstated?