ask the person below you a question

A. Because somebody forgot the extinguisher (was it you? Naughty boy!!)

Q. Why did you forget it???

A: Why did you not ask a question?

Q:Would it be okay to ask a statement in the event of fire or tornado?

A. I guess so, I'm good at writing things I can help

Q. Is it Ok to break the rules on a dancing competition even if it is just for charity?

Yes, it is morally okay, but one would still be disqualified.

Would it be okay to set off every furby in a toy store at once?

A-- short: no long: nope

Q--- WHO IS THAT!?

Conan the Barbarian, I don't know.

Who is what?

A. Something only the 'Snakious could ever know, knowing him

Q. I f given the chance, would you want to see into a person's thoughts?

A- naw I respect people's privacy

Q- would you?

A- oooooh that's tough- errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ok I will say no, maybe it's more fun not knowing!

Q. Why do birds suddenly appear...

A.... they don't

Q- what do you mean?

A. Sorry, stupid Carpenter's song quote

Q. Do the Carpenters suck or do they suck? (my head is burning from being made to listen to it)

A- they apperently suck

Q- WHAT IS MAKING THAT IRRITATING SQUEEKY NOISE?!

A. that would be either some sort of deranged bird or some neighbour making love very very loudly (they would have to where you live)

Q. What is it like living so far away from civilisation (I live in a crappy terraced house where you can hear the next-door neighbour whisper)

... my neighbor lives like... 20 meters away from our house so... I live civiliced

did you just insult me?

No way, absolutely not.

What did I say wrong? (I will correct it)

nothing It just sounded like I live in the middle of a forest and never see other people

why is it so hard to think?

Phew!!! No way, I would love to live in a house with neighbours even 20m away, my neighbours are practically up my ass!

A. Because things are really strange for you at the moment, the brain easily gets clogged up that way. Chin up!

Q. what would it be like to live in a cave? (sounds cool)

A- cold damp and hard

Q- ever met a famous person?

A. The biggest person I met was Patrick Stewart, it was awesome!!! I was a work experience person at West Yorkshire Playhouse and he was doing a play there (oops for stating the obvious!!), and I got to join in with some of the rehearsals. Once we were doing a warm-up exercise on the floor, and I took off my glasses and put them by my side (this was before I got my contact lenses), and when we got back up he stepped on them and broke them!! I didn't mind though because it was Patrick Stewart!!

I also met Feeder when Yesterday Came Too Soon out (old album), and John was still alive. He complained a lot, but the other guys were really cool.

Q. Same question

Depends on what you mean by famous. I know a few local famous people, including a guy who was a monor character in a couple of movies, but if I was ever in the same area as a widely famous person (which i probably have been more than once), I don't recall having talked to any of them.

Have you ever been to RenFest (Renaissance Festival, Medieval Faire, or other anachronistic festival), in costume?

yes.. I was sephiroth at a roman gathering
that was fun
I joined in a giant battlefield and my team won the war
although I had perished whilst being attacked by 6 gladiators

same question and what kind of costume

A. this will sound terrible, but I've never been to a costume party. Not even when I was little I don't think, well I can't remember ever going to one anyway?

Q. Why have I missed out on so many fun things?

A- because you have had a rough time and have just discoverd the world when you met us

Q- wanna go to a fantasy fare in holland?

A. Wow I would if I could, I bet that would be awesome!! Shame I have the little guy to think about, otherwise I could do anything like that. Unless I took him along, which would be a bit annoying, poor thing.

Q. Why do I have so many restrictions?

because you are an adult now with responsebilities
but it also has a good side
just look at your little one

Q- why am I afraid (me the one without fears)