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Re: vending machine

Post by JET73L on Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:04 am

Gets whoever did the voice acting for Harlequin in that batman cartoon the WB made a couple years back... And a coupon for one free vocal-cord-ectomy.

Inserts a list of the coolest (cool like Joker or Venom, not cool like Freeze) supervillains of all time, in alphabetical order.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:08 am

gets the list of all characters that might have qualified for awesomest supervillains of all time, except that that was just thir cover for a while and actually help the main characters of the storylines.

inserts the first flame ever made.
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Post by JET73L on Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:18 am

Gets the liver of Prometheus.

Inserts a Piece of Heart, and whatever power it is that allows Link to gain life energy by eating fragmented hearts.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:19 am

gets the great fairy

inserts cannibal children
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Post by JET73L on Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:28 am

Gets a dead, rotting pig's head on a stick.

Inserts 32 people, 31 weapons, tracking/invisible fence bracelets, and an uninhabited island.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:29 am

gets "Lord of the Flies"

inserts Cuba Gooding Jr.
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Post by JET73L on Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:41 am

Gets a duffel bag filled with money, a pack of sled dogs, and a soccer ball.

Inserts the Blade trilogy on special edition DVD.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:09 pm

gets a vampire labradoodle

inserts the term 'Daywalker'
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Post by JET73L on Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:46 pm

Gets a war between the dreamwalker and nightstalker factions.

Inserts a printout of the longest-running, most controversial dreaming-related thread I have seen on a lucid dreaming forum.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:50 pm

gets freudian theory.

inserts Carl Jung
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Post by JET73L on Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:07 pm

Gets a copy of Memories, Dreams, Reflections.

Inserts a copy of I Am Robot (the original, not the stupid one based on the movie)
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Post by Chaos' Master on Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:47 pm

gets Isaac Asimov

inserts H.G. Wells
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Post by JET73L on Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:07 pm

Gets a bunch of albino ape-men.

Inserts a train, a baloon, an elephant, two steam ships, another train, and a watch that is off by 24 hours.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:54 pm

gets Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Wily Coyote, and Tweetie Bird

inserts Space Jam
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Post by JET73L on Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:37 pm

Gets rapsberry jam.

Inserts a jar of homemade sweet bean paste.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:43 pm

gets a filled onigiri(rice balls)

inserts manjuu(dumplings)
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Post by zotar on Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:00 pm

Gets an apple crumble pie

Inserts "back-to-the-basics".
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Post by JET73L on Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:50 pm

Gets a set of mostly-blunt teeth, weak, near-useless fingernails, and a thin layer of sparse or mostly absent fur.

Inserts a bunch of steamed buns filled with raspberry and apple jam, with sugar-glass and food clour decorations to make them look like eyes.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:10 pm

gets a jack-o-lantern that is alive.

inserts a mal-functional email system that didn't tell me that people were posting here, making me not want to visit a site I thought was dieing(so that I didn't see painful demise).
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Post by JET73L on Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:56 pm

Gets a two-finger smack on the head from the old dude on Jackie Chan Adventures. You should have been here anyway! We need all the help we can get!

Inserts the secret forbidden scroll of forum revivification no jutsu.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:26 am

gets my hatred for all(well, most) things naruto.

inserts my lack of being able to do anything in regards to form resurection as shown by past experiences......wait...I'm getting something that might help....
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Post by JET73L on Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:42 am

Gets the evil power of memes... I see a cat... I iz.. I iz in.. I iz in ur forum, making my Sorrows Elegant.

Bah. Inserts a list of things affected by memetic mutation, and how they've changed from the original reference. ("Scotty, beam us up.")
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Post by Chaos' Master on Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:37 pm

gets a skinny William Shatner

inserts a thousand pound shatner
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Post by JET73L on Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:55 am

Gets... a bottle of brain bleach.

Inserts an explanation of psions in D&D3.5, and how they may be set up and utilized.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:08 am

gets a nerd convention full of william shatner look a likes.

inserts LNSEMSF(The Leonard Nemoy Should eat more Salsa foundation) which actually exists, look it up.
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