vending machine

Gets whoever did the voice acting for Harlequin in that batman cartoon the WB made a couple years back... And a coupon for one free vocal-cord-ectomy.

Inserts a list of the coolest (cool like Joker or Venom, not cool like Freeze) supervillains of all time, in alphabetical order.

gets the list of all characters that might have qualified for awesomest supervillains of all time, except that that was just thir cover for a while and actually help the main characters of the storylines.

inserts the first flame ever made.

Gets the liver of Prometheus.

Inserts a Piece of Heart, and whatever power it is that allows Link to gain life energy by eating fragmented hearts.

gets the great fairy

inserts cannibal children

Gets a dead, rotting pig's head on a stick.

Inserts 32 people, 31 weapons, tracking/invisible fence bracelets, and an uninhabited island.

gets "Lord of the Flies"

inserts Cuba Gooding Jr.

Gets a duffel bag filled with money, a pack of sled dogs, and a soccer ball.

Inserts the Blade trilogy on special edition DVD.

gets a vampire labradoodle

inserts the term 'Daywalker'

Gets a war between the dreamwalker and nightstalker factions.

Inserts a printout of the longest-running, most controversial dreaming-related thread I have seen on a lucid dreaming forum.

gets freudian theory.

inserts Carl Jung

Gets a copy of Memories, Dreams, Reflections.

Inserts a copy of I Am Robot (the original, not the stupid one based on the movie)

gets Isaac Asimov

inserts H.G. Wells

Gets a bunch of albino ape-men.

Inserts a train, a baloon, an elephant, two steam ships, another train, and a watch that is off by 24 hours.

gets Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Wily Coyote, and Tweetie Bird

inserts Space Jam

Gets rapsberry jam.

Inserts a jar of homemade sweet bean paste.

gets a filled onigiri(rice balls)

inserts manjuu(dumplings)

Gets an apple crumble pie

Inserts "back-to-the-basics".

Gets a set of mostly-blunt teeth, weak, near-useless fingernails, and a thin layer of sparse or mostly absent fur.

Inserts a bunch of steamed buns filled with raspberry and apple jam, with sugar-glass and food clour decorations to make them look like eyes.

gets a jack-o-lantern that is alive.

inserts a mal-functional email system that didn't tell me that people were posting here, making me not want to visit a site I thought was dieing(so that I didn't see painful demise).

Gets a two-finger smack on the head from the old dude on Jackie Chan Adventures. You should have been here anyway! We need all the help we can get!

Inserts the secret forbidden scroll of forum revivification no jutsu.

gets my hatred for all(well, most) things naruto.

inserts my lack of being able to do anything in regards to form resurection as shown by past experiences......wait...I'm getting something that might help....

Gets the evil power of memes... I see a cat... I iz.. I iz in.. I iz in ur forum, making my Sorrows Elegant.

Bah. Inserts a list of things affected by memetic mutation, and how they've changed from the original reference. ("Scotty, beam us up.")

gets a skinny William Shatner

inserts a thousand pound shatner

Gets... a bottle of brain bleach.

Inserts an explanation of psions in D&D3.5, and how they may be set up and utilized.

gets a nerd convention full of william shatner look a likes.

inserts LNSEMSF(The Leonard Nemoy Should eat more Salsa foundation) which actually exists, look it up.