vending machine

Gets a bunch of D&D books of rules, monsters, scenarios, etc.

Inserts a printout of when all of those books are due back at the library. [rolleyes]

Gets general groaning about the harsh policies libraries have and the claustrophobic feeling whenever I go to one. I really like going to bookshops and sitting to read in the cafes there, it's a much nicer atmosphere (even though you need plenty of money so I don't do it often)

Inserts request that one of us condenses down the rules section a little bit, so it's easier to follow. I'll do it if you like, with your permission

Gets a disclaimer. I'm not the one you need to ask. But I won't mind if Terminal doesn't, at least if the clarity of the rules thread is increased.

Inserts the blasted [prt sc] key that I can't get to work. (it might be easier just to link the page with the forum skins)

Gets an explosion *_*

Lol I meant the rules for the RPG stuff, not the general rules sorry for not being specific

Inserts sorreh >.<

Gets a "Nah, it's okay, wasn't your fault at all" card (Hallmark has cards for everything.)

Also gets permission, as long as you send me your condensed version of the rules for approval.

Inserts a "Sorry your dog died from eating the spoilt salmon at my grandmother's funeral" card (probably the most or second-most specific hallmark card parody I have ever heard of).

Gets the "Sorry I punched you in the face, even though it was your fault, even though you kinda deserved it, and I wanna do it again, but sorry anyway" card (I'd love to see that )

Inserts lack of surprise for being branded a "soft" mod >.<

Gets lack of surprise for some (or most) of the KH3 members being jerks.

Inserts surprise at average forum member quality having gone down recently in the forums I frequent,or occasionally visit (I completlely stopped going to the XKC forums).

Gets a mixture of lack of coherent news, the new school term and partly my fault for FFNet. Although I am working on that now that me and Alan are talking again, we're not completely in the safe zone yet because he's still really upset with me, but I've been trying to help him get his zing back, and work things out too.

Inserts hope for this plan ^^

Gets a plan involving computer-based mind control.

Inserts a random cool forum.

Gets something rather difficult to come by these days, not that I try, since I'm just too busy to take on more forums

Inserts finalfantasyshrine, Tifa's forum

Gets final fantasy <dot> net, a forum I found trying to find FFNet when my favorites file was deleted a couple years ago.

Inserts a list of the forums I try to go to, but either have given up on or been unable to stay interested in.

Gets my very short list of forums (5 in total, one I frequent nearly all the time, two that I frequent daily and like to leave comments on, and two that I very rarely visit now).

Inserts interest in making my own forum someday

Gets LockhArt Net, a supercool forum for sharing compositions and chatting about random stuff.

inserts my short list of forums: FFNet, FF.Net, KH3 (rarely active), Dreamviews, and... no, I stopped going to xkcd. And the forums for individual webcomics I like, and joined a long time ago and rarely post at.

Gets- FFNet, KH3, FinalFantasyShrine (now that Tifa's been updating it), FFForums and SE of course ^^

Inserts fact that you have a good point for a forum theme.....

Gets the "fact" that all of my ideas are good (or at least interesting. I have had spectacularly bad ideas before)

Inserts a list of my spectacularly bad ideas (the most recent non-memory-affecting one being a pasta-emulating meal-in-a-blender, consisting of all five food groups. V-8 tomato juice, meatballs, grain mash, and, stupidly, milk instead of cheese. Do you know what happens when you combine milk and the acids in tomato juice? and it doesn't change the smell or consistency at all... for a few seconds.)

Gets a whole lot of euwww (says me with the oreo cookies dunked in salsa >.<)

Inserts other bizarre food likings such as fries dipped in icecream and the famous Steacon

(Most) fries dipped in ice cream taste great, if not for the burnt taste of oreos they might go well with salsa, and steacon, if you are referring to SteakAn'Bacon, is delicious for people who have not gone through a phase where they couldn't ingest animal fat without throwing up (seriously, not fun, I still have flashbacks to when I couldn't have any meat for fear the fat content would make me hurl).

Gets the Naco: A soft-shelled taco combined with a bowl of nachos to make a taco-sized nacho/taco salad in an edible soft-shelled taco salad bowl/pouch.

Inserts a bunch of random stuff from shows that then caught on in popular culture as catch phrases and in-jokes amongst people who watched the show, or even amongst people who had never in fact seen it. (Star wars had a lot of this sort of thing, and really old game,s, like "Allyour base are belong to us.")

Gets my all time favourite- "I dropped the screw in the tuna!!!"

Inserts my favourite shows from back when Nickelodeon was cool. It's not now

Gets all my favorite shows from back when Adult Swim on Cartoon Network was cool, and the WB, and Sci-Fi channel. (Only Sci-fi chanel is even halfway decent anymore)

Inserts a Best of Everythin on the Discovery Channel DVD set.

Gets the fact that Mythbusters would take up half of the set

Inserts Jamie's moustache ^^

Gets a montage of Adam's Jamie imitations... And the MacGyver bust, plus moustache sans mullet.

Inserts a minidisc the size of a coin with a documentary on the U.S. Mint.

Gets a complete brain explosion

Inserts my amusement at some aspects of the charts I made, and how they are strangely accurate in places (although admittedly wrong in others XD)

Gets the first tarot reading i ever drew. (Celtic cross with the Hermit as my personal card. Neaerly all the cards were inverted, and had to be to be correct, because they were. Every last one of them. Freaky.)

Inserts several decks of cards (bycicle, uno, tarot, several tricl decks, and a multi-deck blackjack set)

Gets the addition of Mah Jongg cards (I use them as a divination tool), wogga cards, Uno cards, Faeirie Cards and just for the hell of it- Magic The Gathering cards

Inserts my favourite card set, my Manga Tarot

gets a fortune teller

inserts an RC(Royal Cola) can.