ask the person below you a question

I don't have a clue, I can't hear anything.

So what is the best sound in the world?

The voice of the girl I love... ofcourse

Do you believe in gravity?

Can't think of any other way to describe the reason why we stick to the earth instead of falling off, so yeah, I guess so.

Do you know a good doctor?

I don't know. I know a few reasonable doctors, and not really any bad doctors. Except for doctors like Dr. Moreau is a doctor, or like when Doug on Scrubs was going to be a doctor.

What's up?

My left shoulder still hurts. I'm sure I've pulled a muscle, so it'll probably take a few days to heal but it's really uncomfortable

Why am I losing at my new game? Tactics is hard....

A combination of not being a really really good tactics palyer (other than that, I have no idea of skill level), not quite being used to tactics, adn not being able to concentrate as much because of your shoulder.

What's your favourite letter of the alphabet? No psychology, just a thought.

Z, because it starts many interesting names(Zach/zachary not included)

why am I so scatterbrained today?

It's that kind of day I guess. Things have been going wrong and stuff, plus I think the holidays makes that happen too.

Everything alright?

somewhat...I just found out something that relived me and made me feel worse all at once and I'm not sure how I feel about anything anymore....

Why do I always feel incredibly strange whenever something big happens in my life that isn't bad?

because that is natural I guess

why does braintraining say that my brain is 48 year old

because your brain hates you.

does heat have to be hot?

I'm afraid so my friend!

I've has similar experiences, usually revolving around doing the right thing but feeling a certain amount of guilt about it.

Oh, I was just looking back, what's wrong with the name Zach? I like it

its just not...interesting.

How does Dave Chapelle do such a good impression of the president without even trying to impersonate him?

That's a mystery, considering he looks nothing like the president. He must be very talented...

What does this make you think of?

what a small impact we actually have on this reality.

should I be such a pessimist about life? and why?

no because.... life is short and you should have fun while you still can

are you going to be burried or cremated?

WTF? That's a pretty morbid question!! Though for the record, I'm going to be cremated and my ashes scattered at Sherwood Forest (Center Parcs)

Am I really as much of a miserable bugger as my family say?

probably not, I liketh you

Am I really that crazy ?

You're crazy in a completely good way, and not an annoying way, so be happy about being crazy! Well, I can only speak for what I know of you and the forums, but I like you too- medoes!!

Is being crazy considered a crime?

beyond a certain degree, the degree depending on the place, yes.

why do different places consider different things more or less insane?

Fu fu fu fu, culture. Only the Japanese would consider a low age of consent a good thing (13!!!!); only a Chinese would think opression is a good thing; only a British would think of excess rain as normal; only an American would think of British people as normal

How do they react to craziness in America?

tape it and send it to Jackass or America's Funniest Home Videos. Then laugh at it. unless it goes on the news, then they say "that's absolutely horrid" or some other obnoxious, barely-real word. unless it goes on Cops. then they laugh at it again.

why are people so stupid? in general.

because people are weird

why can't you people talk dutch? (than you would understand this:
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=WJoogRk2Los&feature=related)

Because learning Japanese is hard enough without destroying the brain further with zhe Dutch

Well why don't you teach us Dutch then?

because there are too many words!

Is it time?