throw something random

Throws apron on.
Throws beans and water in espresso and capuccinno machines.
Throws switches.
Throws on blackboard:
Specials:
Cappuccino Monkey
Espresso al Dente (yes, it's that strong)
special trade-in offer: money<->coffee

I like it!!

Throws poster on window- special guest coffee chef JET73L, much more adept than a coffee machine!!!

Throws order for Lava Java beans to be imported.

Throws coffee (carefully) into a cup.
Throws cost of coffee (minus 98% employee discount) into shop till.
Waits for customers.
Throws question: "are we supposed to be open, or did you just forget to put up the sign?"

Throws up open sign- yaya we are open for business!!!

Throws self into chair, waits for customers to arrive, throws order for my own 98% discount coffee. I'm already having side effects from caffeine consumption why stop now!

sleeps on a burning bead
*fluffs pillow*
throws alarm clock at the coffee people
falls back asleep

Didn't I say no falling asleep???????

Throws carefully constructed caffeine bomb I prepared earlier at Firesnakious, making it impossible to sleep.

Throws water over the bed, I don't want my bar to burn down!

uses the water thrown on the bed too make a shield against the bed
reads a book
throws a look on the alarm clock
falls back asleep

GET OUT OF BED YOU SILLY SERPENT!!!!!!

Throws Quakeja at the bed, breaking the water shield and impaling Firesnakious on a rock. Throws huge sign next to the broken bed and impaled snake- Thou Shalt Not Sleep

controls the eart and flings miss valentine into the air
locks her up into a ball of air
throws the ball into the lake

THOU SHALT NOT SLEEP!!!!!

Commands Aeroga, throws it at myself to throw myself back out of the lake.

Throws morph at myself, turns into Midgar Zolom. Now you have had it!!!

,...
*step out of bed*
*burns miss valentine with the intence heat of the sun*
*throws himself back into bed*

Throws bed out from under Firesnake.
Throws bed into dungeon dimension.

Throws thermos of coffee at Firesnake.
THOU SHALT CONSUME CAFFIENATED BEVERAGES! (the second commandment of the throw something random thread)

Thou shalt not sleep.
Thou shalt consume caffeinated beverages (come to Kampai, we have it all!!)
Thou shalt not BURN MISS VALENTINE'S HAIR!!!!!!

Leaps into dungeon dimension, grabs bed, throws it on a funeral pyre, bashed into pieces, throws triple Gravija at Firesnake!!!

JET, help me fix these burns please dear!

Throws burn cream.
Throws coffee cream!
Throws creme de menthe!

Muahahaha!
throws sanity out the window.

Wow I haven't had creme de menthe for ages

Throws creme de cassis, cherry brandy, apricot brandy, triple sec, blue curacao, Remy Martin, Jack Daniels, Southern Comfort, Kirschberry, Apple Sourz, Jim Beam, Teacher's, Courvosier VC, and all other spirits that I can't think of right now!

Throws peach liquor stuff in a sugar shell, coated with chocolate.

Throws chocolate espresso beans!

Throws cerebral recording of the fuzzy, warm happy spine feeling a sugar rush (lotas of sugar+no caffiene) or lots of those chocolate coffee beans gives me.

You should play that on the bar's sound system!

Throws up huge loudspeakers in my bar (we can have them quiet during the day), throws track on, melts away into coffee happiness! Although not really, because I made myself ill yesterday. Stupid, I only had four cups yesterday and it made me shaky and ill (then I fell asleep at this computer whilst poor 'Snakious was talking to me), yet green tea or alcohol are not so bad.

Throws fluffy french danish to JET

JAY! CROISSANT! Oh, wai, no. just a pastry. I had these little mini-croissants for breakfast!

Throws croissants.

Throws machine that determines one's favourite flavour of coffee. We can give one free sample of projected favourite per customer, and if they liike it, they will continue to come to Kampai!, and if they don't, they'll order an extra-large of wehaterver coffee they do like to get the tasteout! Brilliant!

Great idea!! Throws up poster stating all that to the customers.

Throws self onto a stool and waits. People want coffee after battles right?

Right!
Throws future self out of time machine, who got here at just the right time, and throws a fighting tournament nearby so that it ends right... about... now.
Throws doors open for coffee-and alcohol wanting custyomers.
Oh! throws sign up advertising that if you get a hangover here, you can come back the next morning for coffee to feel better!

Throws idea to start delivering coffee. Like in a pneumatic tube system like banks used to use.

Hey that sounds like fun!

Throws self to a scooter shop to buy a scooter customized with auto-float, excellent maneouvering and a compartment that stops the coffee spilling.

Drives back to show JET, then jumps behind the bar to help out with the torrent of thirsty customers!

Throws a new tip jar onto the counter. The old one is full. I hope.

Throws coffee (carefully) in an entertaining manner to the customers.

Goes into storaqge room to throw a "Yay, motor scooter" yell without scaring the cusatomers.
Goes back out to serve more coffee!

Yeah we can take turns with the scooter, and I had it custom made to be burn proof!

Throws big phew!! Now that we're done with all those customers, time to serve ourselves!! Throws request for anything you like on the house, goes to count out wages.

Hmmm... Something with lots of espresso, and maybe chocolate or caramel flavoured creamer, if we stock it.

Of course we do!!!

Throws gently a Caramel Creamer Caffeine Screamer over in a neat little cup, with a wafer and extra creamer if required.

Throws over wages- £52 (about $100) on your first night well done!

Throws self a Calypso special, like the one I had before