throw something random

I thought you were going to save me some vodka??? Or wodka, that will do....

Throws money into setting up my own bar

throws some cases of vodka

Oh thankyou!!!

Throws banner up above main door- Opening Night, Vodka Free!!!

throws himself in

Have a vodka!!

Throws expertly measured shot of vodka into a glass. Want ice? Coca cola? Fire?

the lot
throws everything in it
drinks and notices that it could kill an elephant... AWSOME!

I have a feeling this bar will be a success, even with just one customer...

Throws 3 4 1 sale on all booze, meaning triple JD with coke all around!!! And whatever else takes your fancy.

Makes own triple JD with coke, throws it back, feels the burn but doesn't faint

mmmm alcohol... brilliancy incarnated in.... booze
throws back lots of alcohol

Bet I could now beat you in a drinking competition, now my posting powers are almighty and great-

Throws back 10 glasses of the blue stuff, a bottle of amaretto, 3 bottles of red wine, 30 shots of vodka and a baileys. Beat that....er...young pup....youooooouuu

drinks the same.... sees miss valentine go down
woohoo long live my undead powers
throws miss valentine into bed and does a little dance

Throws origami shuriken made from absinthetinince cards at Firesnake (Colbert reference)

Throws lit match at firesnae, to see hopw fast his undead-ness and alcohol content make him go up in flames.

Wakes up, did you put me to bed again, you whippersnapper??

Heyyy, JET did you have some alcohol too?!! Party!!!

Faints again from previous bender

lit match bumps against my foot
*steps on it*
*kills JET*
*breaks him into pieces*
*throws each piece into a flame*

Throws self out of harm's way, up onto a high building.

Throws 30 Rolex watches at Firesnakious, and casts Arise on JET

catches them and sells them on the black market
buys a hoverboard with the money
throws bombs at miss valentine while surfing on the hoverboard

Throws bomberman at Firesnakious, knocks him off his hoverboard.

Throws self into the void to hide

closes void for ever
throws himself into bed and sleeps for 12 hours straight

Uses pill hidden under the tongue to open the void and let myself out, before it really does close forever.

Throws pillow at 'Snakious at 11 hours 35 mins. No 12 hour sleeping! Throws teacher stick around

Throws another bucket of cold water at Firesnake.
Throws the Big Bucket o' Booze at Firesnake, not to drink, just to see if it makes him want to throw up.
Throws salsa, lime juice, and a drowned tequila-plant worm at Firesnake, just to see what drink he smells like.

controls fire in his sleep
engulfs Jet's head in flames
throws another blanket onto the bed
man I'm cold

Don't you dare fall asleep, or I shall become enraged!!!!

Throws the power of the gods into my fist incase people fall asleep, ready to blast!!!

Throws pile of wakefullness incense on Firesnakes bed, where it catches fire and wakes him up.
Throws coffeee paarrrtyyy!!!

Ooooh I've drank much more coffee than usual today!!

Make mine a calypso coffee- with cream on top and a shot of Tia Maria. Really nice on a cold day.

Throws new sign up at my bar- coffee mornings coming soon!

Throws "Yays!"

Throws resume. I want to work at a coffee place! Especially if you're running it.

Can I make up unusual and humorous names for the specials?

Of course you can!!!

Quickly scans resume. Okies, you can work mornings. Nighttimes are also available, but they are significantly more hectic... heh heh I'd love to run a coffee place/bar in real life! I have so much experience doing it!

Throws an apron and a pen and paper to JET. Get scribbling!!