vending machine

Gets laughter and brains

Inserts embarrasment at my holiday pics (well at me anyway, Kayam looks cool)

Gets an Embarassment Void. Absorbs any and all embarassment in a thiry-foot radius.

Inserts tickets to the First Annual Multi-forum COnventon, consisting of the most valuable members of SE, FFNet, KH, and the former FFF (which I'm still sympathetic about).

Gets an acceptance

Inserts enquiry as to when and how?

Gets a printout of a plan on self-destructing paper: E3, day 2, 2010. We get a bunch more people at the forums, then crash the place. (or I could figure out how to hack the computers, and issue myself a press pass as J.R. Miller +100 reporting for WKRP in Cincinnati. [or +however many forum members would be attending])

Inserts a cat who, instead of trying to walk across my laptop keyboard like most, tries to chew on the corner (that may have been what ruined the screen of my old laptop. It had been working fine for over 17 years since my dad first got it, Gargamel chews on the corner of the case, and the screen goes dead the next time I start it up. I'm mostly kidding, by the way. Abput it being Gargamel's fault, not about it being that old.)

Gets a dog who likes to chew my mother's wooden units (Buffy needs to hurry up and get older >.<)

Inserts fact that Gargamel sounds like my kind of kitty ^^

Yeah, he rocks. Really friendly, too, unlike my other cat who will rub against your hand until you pet her, then swipe you if either you stop or she gets bored.

Gets a Gargamel clone.

Inserts a cybertronic pet, from the future. Same as a normal pet, only it lives on electricity, has no litterbox, and actually follows instructions.

Gets interest from a pet-phobic such as myself ^^

Inserts huge workload from other sites which is kinda getting me down ¬_¬

Gets the Insta-Mod. It moderates, it administrates, it files, it smiles, it slices, it dices... food, not forums, for the last two.

Inserts one of every Free With Purchase item ever offered by RonCo.

Gets a garage full of useless junk from such offers ^^

Inserts fake cocoa butter and the annoyance it gives me

Gets real cocoa beans, a mallet, and a strainer.

Inserts a replica space suit.

Gets Space Monkeys and a distaste for unoriginal CG films

Inserts Alvin and the Chipmunks as an example

Gets that stupid movies about CG flies saving the moon landing mission, the title of which I refuse to use (bad movies have just ruined a lot of classic phrases, haven't they?)

Inserts the movie WALL-E (which I liked a good deal of, previous to the end), and a bonus crossover image from AppleGeeks. (there're some great papercraft projects based on the movie, too)

(it's really funny if you both knw the name of the blue-haired robot, and look carefully at the background on the left side. The oblong white blotch to the right of Hawk isn't part of the garbage pile.)

Gets a good chuckle (yeah I can see it it's a white robot firing a laser at that poor guy in black. Hehehe wish I knew who all these characters were, I haven't seen Wall-E but I plan to)

Inserts

Gets (it's a box to hold a vessel to recapture a soul that escaped from hell, so it goes back to eternal torture rather than killing people with demonic powers. From Reaper, a show on the network that replaced the WB. Pretty good show, but it's limited to the central midwest.)

Also, the blue-hared girl is an Apple robot named Eve (built by Hawk, not in the movie), the white robot is EVE (from the movie), and the guy dressed in black is Hawk (from Applegeeks)

Inserts intrigue, sounds pretty interesting *_*

I think it's an interesting, and often humorous show.

Inserts DVDs of a bunch od different supernatural shows, such as Dead Like Me, Supernatural, Charmed, Dead Zone.

Gets a night in on Halloween for people too lazy to party or trick-or-treat

Inserts Tifa Lockheart

Gets Vincent Valentine.

Inserts Aerith Gainsborough

Gets Red XIII

Inserts Yuffie Kiseragi

Gets Rikku... Cidsdaughter, or Rikku AlBhed, or whateverher last name was.

Inserts an encyclopedia of everything Final Fantasy, one volume per game.

Gets a super collector's item worth at least thousands, that many fans would sell an arm to get

Inserts my mobile phone, which is looking a bit old and battered o.o

Gets a japanese mobile capable of playing Before Crisis, but pretty much useless outside its support range.

Inserts a true universal computer, that can emulate any system in existence, from the NES to the PS3, from cell phones to the nintendo DS and PSP, from the Apple II to a current gaming Mac or Alienware PC, and,being a true universal computer, can emulate itself.

Gets a plea to whoever is capable of such a thing to do it, and make it cheap please

Inserts my photobucket account (for some reason people keep looking at my yaoi pics on there, I really don't know why >.<)

Gets a bunch of slashfic fangirls.

Inserts a log of all the weird pillowtalk ever featured in the XKCD series (quote=xkcd: "There must be Taft Slashfic." I'm not sure if he meant President Taft, or the guy from the sci-fi series. It may have been unspecified specfically to make us think.)

Gets another unusual series I should probably check out

Inserts fact that I'm enjoying the Kampai! Battle arena now that we're into the swing of things ^^