vending machine

gets a beautifull landscape

inserts a huge yawn

gets me.

inserts blood, tears, and fire.

Gets forumotion ^^

Inserts-

Ek Ong Kar, Sat Nam, Siri Wahe, Guru

gets Nando demo yomigaeru hana o sakaseyou

inserts a dojo

Gets correct way of entering a dojo.

Inserts a kimono

gets a deep thought: what do those people wear under their kimono's

inserts that question

Gets different layers of underclothing or even a full outfit of clothing depending on the location, weather, and type of kimono.

Inserts a death's/wizard's robe.

Gets a petticoat

Inserts skeletons from Jason And The Argonauts

gets grim

inserts a bananaphone

Gets AAAAAARGH!!! Not the dreaded Bananaphone!!!!

Inserts lots of rats

Gets a rat pipe. Edit: No, a rat flail! Bankai version, Rat-MorningStar!

Inserts a mysterious shop that sells musical instruments of eldritch quality and isn't there when you go back to complain about the effects of the instrument.

Gets me as an employee!!!

Inserts new musical instrument shop at Kampai!!

gets all kinds of Firesnake™ brand instruments

inserts The Silsaparil

gets a lizard that loves drugs.(that happens to be very close to the name of one of my friend's lizards )

inserts a jacket

Gets 100% genuine fake leather

Inserts a shuttlecock

gets a song about counter strike

inserts some money for an AWP

Gets what's an AWP?

Inserts jelly

Gets jalapeno jelly. Surprisingly sweet, yet still with a spicy tang (and no burning aftertaste)

Inserts a talking ferret, a karaoke machine, and a stack of Air Supply tapes.

automatic warfare perfect sniper rifle

gets food

inserts a warlock

Gets Black Mage (the evil sprite comic character, not the character class)

Inserts Red Mage (the character class, not the sprite comic character)

Gets Red Sorceress (hehe I still have that in my sig ^^)

Inserts my brother's girlfriend (I hope she recovers well)

Gets a get well card.

Inserts an injury/incident report form (which is my present method of asking what happened)

Gets-

She was up at the stables with her horse, out riding him around, when suddenly the horse kinda got upset and started bucking. Sarah fell off the horse, she was actually really lucky because the horse started stamping and it could have crushed her head, it was that close to her. Then the horse just went wild and fell on top of her. The weight of it has broken her ribs and she has a punctured lung. It's really awful because she loves horses and I hope she doesn't stop riding them after this.

Inserts fact that I'm still in shock over it

Gets consolation and all that sort of thing.

Inserts random type of candy bar, to see if it confuses the machine.

Gets Mentos, the Freshermaker!! ^^

Nothing confuses this machine

Inserts a random Discworld book