vending machine

Gets villain hideouts uncovered.

Inserts the Mermalair

Gets the singing Atlantis levels of KH. Bleh.

Inserts Sin. A living (technically) breathing (Probably) evil villain lair.



Theory: Jecht was so comfortable in the water, with blitzball and whatnot... wait, no.. his Braska's Final Aeon form was humanoid, so that gives no reasopn why Sin was based on a whale... Except that FFX was water themed... *random burst of confused insight*

Sin looks like a whale because it needed to be efficient in stopping every sighn of technollogy
and the Spira world is like 80% water or somewhat so efficient

gets no atoning for made mistakes

inserts a blitzball

Gets satisfaction of using the Jecht Shot as many times as possible, after it was such a pain to get.

Inserts Dream Zanarkand

gets a lot of fayths

inserts the element water

Gets lack of usage in most games, FFX being the exception.

Shame really, I like water.

Inserts the element Air, which is even less used

gets float (FFVIII)

inserts Aura

Gets an apparently very useful spell against Omega^^

Inserts meltdown

gets what my mind has just recovered from...sort of

inserts ultima

Gets often disappointed when it doesn't do as much damage as I expect

Inserts Holy

gets Aeris in the light, right before.......

inserts anti-climaticness of her death.

Gets sad fact that I already knew it would happen

Inserts bad spoilers

Gets spoilers that are common knowledge and stop people who become emotionally attached to characters from having sudden shocks and/or depressive episodes when their favourite charracters die (Ariaaaa!!!)

inserts the habit of killing off characters (either seemingly, like FFIII Desch or permanently like FFVII Aeris) that isn't (quite) as prevalent in games nowadays.

Gets a trend that Final Fantasy started, if I'm not mistaken. On the retrospective series of documentaries it seems to be the common belief that deaths in video games of endearing characters really started with FF.

Inserts Final Fantasy Retrospective

gets a restart

inserts broken threads

Gets a cleanup job and a salute

Inserts coolness

Gets The Fonz. The Undead (BUT NOT ZOMBIE) Fonz. With a sword. The ultimate in coolness.

Inserts sunglasses (the cool Matrix kind, not the '50s aviator kind)

Gets a look that's quite difficult to pull off well

Inserts Trinity!!!

gets death and destruction

inserts twilight town

Gets something that sounds Disney-ish and therefore quite offensive

Inserts a tub of dates (with the stones removed)

Gets those dried fruits, the ones that look like crystallized mango, but purple.

Inserts a fruit dehydrator/jerky maker.

Gets fitness food.

Inserts those weird protein shakes

Gets chocolate milk-based drink for breakfast!

Inserts no-bake cookies (oatmeal, peamnut butter, chocolate, other stuff I can't think of cooked on the stovetop that hardens into /excellent/ {if prepared properly} cookies when cooled.)

Gets fast yummy food.

Hmmm interesting recipe. I'm thinking of trying peanut butter again because I haven't tried it for years, being convinced that it's not very nice.

Inserts bravery

gets yahhhr

inserts kirby