KAMPAI!!

*clocks out* I'll be back later chief, I have stuff to do right now.

No worries, just remember the parachute clients tomorrow, byes!!!

*retires to office*, hears banging under floorboards, decides it's time to hide the evidence....

Clocks in. Smells the still-beating heart lying in wait under the floorboards... Ba-dump...ba-dump...Ba-dump...
I'll have to see if Miss V will allow it in the specials.

Other specials:
Mocha with ground coffee on top
coffee with mocha powder on top
hot cup of pure chocolate, with espresso beans on top

JET, welcome back!!!! *hugs*

Of course I did say I would have a surprise waiting for you on your return to the forum, so let me present to you-----



A toast to your arrival. KAMPAI!!!!!!!

You want some booze in that coffee?

Thanks, but age restrictions still apply. Fortunately, caffeine has no age minimum in the US. Muahahahahaha!

Drinks a gallon of coffee, serves the rest of the customers, and sits back with one of those giant latte cups fiull of espresso until some more customers are ready to order.

*hurries into the kitchen and lights the stove by poiting at it*
*begins chopping various ...etable things*

Pours a cup of coffee, whips through the dishes and hands the key to the chopping knives cupboard to Firesnake. Will these help?

Gets out front to help JET with some crazy people who've just walked in asking for Tequila slammers

mah no need
*chops vegetables with bear hands*
you gotta love karate ^^
throws meat into different frying pans

Looks up how to make said drinks, assembles ingredients for said drinks, and mixes and serves them in a way that is entertaining, yet just precocious enough to annoy said customers whilst not losing their patronage. Can't be going broke, here.

Checks with Firesnake if the food specials are ready.

ready hot and waiting

rings the bell 25 times
look my post count on ffnet 5000 ^^

*chops more etable stuff and some customers fingers*

Time for a big party now that the customers are satisfied, hurray for the 5000 posts!!!

Unlocks the party cupboard, raises a toast

*clocks in* hey kanchou. need me to do anything that doesn't require me to be energetic?

Hey compadre! You could fix the skydiving plane if you wish, I kinda had an incident with it involving Baileys and, er, crashing

Take your time over it, here's a new apron for when you get back into the kitchen, and the key to the big knives cupboard, because 'Snakious doesn't need them *looks suspiciously at Firesnake*

Have fun and report to office if need anything

But first, office party time so relax and have a drink!

pours myself a glass of fruit juice(all kinds) and drinks a little bit. after that I just kinda sit back in a chair for a while drinking the juice.

sends the ammish next to kampai to make a rollercoaster
build my amish slaves build!

*Sits with Chaos watching a load of random Amish people building a rollercoaster*, do you think it will catch on?

Firesnake dude, what's with the rollercoaster?

.... relaxation for us and more money..... jay
throws the oompa-loompa's in the kitchen
make chocolate you!

Hmmm, office party + oompaloompa chopcolate... yay.

wanders around the kitchen untile the endo of the party wondering how everything would look if it was almost completely different.

Ooooh, are you having design ideas?

*lends JET 50 amish*
they obey your every command ^^
lolly pops.... they are what we call "cabbeties on a stick"... myes

Hmmm, yay... I shall wreak desigh upon this kitchen!
Hokay... First thing is opening a spacefolder. That'll take a few decades at least to develop, so I guess the kitchen stays as it is... for now.
Hmm... There is no kitchen... In the matrix of our minds, we are all the One... Kitchen change: Matrix Style!
Starts serving beverages, baked goods, and whtever it is that Firesnake cooked.

.... why is my kitchen made out of numbers?
why you little! *chokes JET*
...... cooks a few numbers
mehhh not bad

keeps sitting and quietly watching the Amish. unleashes chaos powers and ports in a batch of cookies to eat....also ports in tools for later use on that plane.

eats the cookies quietly and out of sight, then gets up to go fixe the plane.

hmmm...so, whad do we have here? major damage to the hull, one of the wings is broken, the other missing...the tail blown to tiny bits.....I can work with this.

rolls up sleeves and gets a plane wing out of the tool kit.

glad I keep one of these handy.

attaches it using a massive sodering Iron and the elmers glue for extra holdage...and duct tape for exterior design and extra hold. uses the same stuff on the other wing to fix it.

gets a hammer out of the tool kit and starts hammering the hull, which is(amazingly) getting fixed perfectly.

Ooooh you've done a great job on this plane!!

Which reminds me, I haven't promoted anyone for a couple of weeks. Probably because everyone is doing great as they are. I'll think up something for the Christmas period!

*after the hull is completely shiny and fixed, puts the hammer away and pulls out a blow-torch and face mask*

Time to work on welding the tail back together Val-han. this'll probably take a bit...and the temperature around me will be raised to about 250 degrees farenheit, so don't get too close for a while.

*pulls down face mask and turns on blow-torch, and starts welding the tail of the plane, which is blown up beyond recognition.*