corrupt wishing well of doom

Granted. it's the super double deluxe burger from the dropped calls commercuial. Raw meat on a plate.

I wish there were fewer annoying, overly-redone commercials and more humorous ones.

granted but you dislocate your jaw from laughing too much

I wish people were brilliant

Granted, I am now brilliant. Be careful what thou wisheth for....

I wish for some games for my PSP, and a memory card too

Granted but they are all sucky games!

I wish it was night

Granted it, er, is, and there's some crazy sounds outside...

I wish I had some earmuffs

granted but you still hear everything

I wish My pet gargantua, Hershel, would stop attackin striders (the combine are getting pissed )

Granted, Hershel makes a home in the Kampai! kitchen.

I wish I had a car

granted it is a toycar and it cannot carry you

I wish I knew what Hershel ate (He is eating the organic bits of the strider now :S)

Granted, you have to feed it your own blood, if you have any left

I wish I knew what to do with this new machina...

granted but you pull the lever and it chops of your limbs

I wish I had something to feed too Hershel without it being mine (not my stuff ... not a part of my body) ^^

Granted, remember how mellons have gone up in price....

I wish I had money to pay my headcrab for being my pet

Hey I gave you a life long supply of mellons remember?
Granted but he asks you more and more

I wish I had some sort of .... talent

Granted, you do great zombie impressions (still think you should get an afro wig )

I wish I hadn't forgotten I was supposed to be writing music (gulp!)

Granted but you still doze of and waited

I wish That there was trouble

Granted, look what Hershel is doing...

I wish I would stop using ... after my sentences... (damn)

granted but it gets replaced by ,.,,,.,.,.,,,.,.,.,. (i that order)

I wish I made any sence

Granted, you get boring!

I wish I could never be....normal...

Granted because I destroyed that word

I wish I could scream

Granted, you sound entirely feminine!

I wish I didn't have to go see my ex's family tomorrow

granted you don't have too (why do you have too)

I wish I could prevent it!

Granted, you put me in an unlockable portal.

Meh, it's Jonny's family. They are really good to him, they send presents and care about him and stuff, so it's only fair they get to see him once in a while, Christmas and all. Oh well at least I won't see him anyway, he's banned

I wish I had a real portal I could use

Gr4antewd. But you have to have a creepy, annoying robot-cube follow you around.

I wish for RE4 and LOZTP for the Wii.

Granted, you get the bootleg versions

I wish I had a game to play on this thing!

granted you get ... pacman!

I wish life was easy

Granted, you get bored of never having any challenge.

I wish I didn't have this headache