corrupt wishing well of doom

Granted, but their minds eventually become warped by the likes of me!

I wish I could spend more time on the net

Granted. You now fish professionally. Now you can spend as much time as you want on the net, providing you leave time to ship the fish to buyers and go to the forums.

I wish FFNet and Sorrows Elegance will become popular, but not too popular.

granted, but they only become popular with spammers.

I wish FFF would revive...

Granted, Firesnake and JET will become much more active there and all hell will break loose!

Glad Sever Off had a good birthday anyway!!

I wish my advertising would pay off

granted but people come here to burn the lot

I wish I could think of it

granted, but it kills you.

I wish that I didn't have finals right now(not right now, but tomorrow and the day after...)

granted but you never graduate

I wish there was something I could do

Granted, how about a breakdance!

I wish that wasn't possible

Granted, because he breaks all hislinbs attempting it.

I wish for... HAMMMERTIME!

granted hammertime on your skull

I wish all my broken bones would be painlessly mended in a few consecutive mili-seconds

Granted, but you arm looks still a little out of shape...

I wish I knew why Looking For Group is holding his arm like that

granted, but then you wish you didn't know and we enter a continous cycle.

I wish for the true(one and only) MC Hammer's Hammertime!!!!

granted but not in this lifetime

I wish the stars would all fade

Granted but you still don't rule thw world

I wish I was that good at calligraphy (if I knew Japanese)

granted but you shall never beat me

I wish I could blitzball

granted, but you are sluggish and drown in the sphere

I wish that I was exempt from all my finals(and could graduate)

granted but there will be hell to pay

I wish I didn't have to go to work now

granted, but then you become homeless

I wish that Firesnake would stop cutting me off right before I post.

Granted, he starts cutting you off hours before you post, and it messes everybody up.

I wish for timebending powers, so I would never post late again!

Granted, but you have to contain your darkness to do it^^

I wish I could keep the peace (a lot of arguing lately)

Granted. But it takes up all your time and you rarely post in context. But only for a short time, otherwise that would just be too mean.

I wish for the sword of 77%accuracy, the sword of Impossible 133% accuracy, and a fusion medallion, to create two swords of 100%accuracy and a blade of unlikeliness.

Granted, they all come in the box of No Way Hose

I wish I knew how to do accented letters in my posts (I sound thick otherwise)

granted you just type something and you select it and choose one of the buttons.... but they are evil---->

I wish for the ultimate weapon

Granted, here is a vacuum cleaner

I wish to become a domestic genius

granted but you also become a savage

I wish I could hunt trees