corrupt wishing well of doom

granted but pelt hunter shoot you .. :O

I wish that pelt hunters didn't excist

Granted but lots of howly dog things will continue to roam the earth

I wish FFXII had better music

gran.... aw who am I kidding THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE IT WILL STAY SUCKY!

I wish a missletoe

Granted but the lady underneath resembles Frankenstein!

I wish for more time again!! (It's almost time for me to bid adieu!! )

granted but you have to come by ... EVERY DAY!

I wish for love

Granted but this time you will be with Frankenstein under the mistletoe (may you always be happy! )

I wish for even more emoticons

granted you get EMOcons

I wish love with a nice and handsome (well very handsome isn't needed) GIRL!

Granted. She looks like a really handsome dude, and not like a girl.

I wish these blasted flies would just quit bothering me and go elsewhere.

emocons would be cool, as long as it's emo emoticons and not an emo convention.

granted but they get replaced with killer bees

I wish for a medicine against the common cold

Granted, but it tastes absolutely dreadful- it's called echinacea, it doesn't cure it as such, but it halves the time of the cold, which is closer than anything else. But it tastes like pond water.

I wish for emo conventions to cease to exist

Granted. They're now depressed former country-western singer conventions.

I wish gaming and anime conventions would occur near where I live, and I could attend them and have fun and not be injured, nor assaulted, nor placed in a female costume (but wearing clothing). Without my stuff being stolen or destroyed. And stuff includes kidneys and liver, as well as costume and bought stuff.

Granted, but the admission fee is £2,000 (not sure what that is in dollars)

I wish they would hurry up with the now proven levatiation discovery and make is widespread (I can't believe it's really true!!!)

Granted. See Mythbusters: Hovercraft and "Pyramid Power" episode. (plausible, but too expensive a motor)

Wishes for mythbusters to do a 4-hour special, and send me a free copy of the DVD set.

Granted, but Adam gets blown up at the end of the 4 hours, never to be seen again (Jamie would laugh)

I wish that Vivi was real so I could ask him questions about his powers

Granted. Vivi doesn't like you and gives you a personal demonstration of his firaga technique.

I wish they would use actors who actually look like the characters for live-action anime movies, instead of just people with bad wigs. Or even people with good wigs.

Granted, but they are dead people who throw diva-style tantrums at the lack of flesh treats on set

I wish for fantastic hair

Granted. Your head now looks like Sora's on a bad day.

I wish for a coat like Hoenheim's on FMA.

Granted, but it's XXXXXXXL

I wish for a film to come out which would truly frighten me (the closest was actually Silent Hill)

Granted. The families of people who have heart attacks in the theater sue you for wishing the movie into existence.

I wish the video rental store where I rent games still had the original silent hill.

Granted, but it's in Japanese

I wish for greater strength of character

Granted. When you write, the letters are much bolder and more easily read.

I wish I had the "Japanese the Manga Way" language book from my library, and not someone else.

Granted, but the pictures distract you from any language learning, instead inciting you to draw stuff.

I wish there was a more exciting way of learning Japanese than the 10 minutes a day series

Granted. You are on the new, probably fictional reality show, <Tourist Language Happy Game Show>, where you are sent to Tokyo and have to wear a"TOURIST" shirt until you learn the language.

No wish to grant, darkness is sure to ensue!

I wish for snow

Granted. You are buried in an indoor avalanche.

Wishes I had wished a wish on my previous "corrupt wishing well of doom" post.