throw something random

Throws random lenses at lasers. No idea what that'll do.

...disco?

throws a bowlingball

Throws 10 adamantium bowling pins, welded together and coated with Nitroglycerin. Revenge will be had against the bowling ball, for the pins have created a champion!

Throws on my bowling glove

Throws on a pair of Bowling Gauntlets, d6+4(max10)

Throws a D&Dv.3.1 beginners' rulebook.

throws lighter fuel and a lit match

Throws salt and a jar of some chemical that would keep the salt from damaging the book once it had absorbed the lighter fluid and put out the fire.

... throws a molotov cocktail

Throws a motor oil cocktail.

Throws a half-brick into the past in such a way that it moves the book to a place it would not e damaged by any proceedings in this or any other thread on the forums, allowing me to pickit up and return it to a bookshelf in due time.

throws a supernova

Throws a Sending

Throws a Summoning

Throws anima's son!

Throws the now-completely-dead corpse of Anima's evil, annoying, stalker-mage-zombie son. With spell seals to stop it regenerating.

Throws Kefka on top of the pile >.>

throws a fireball at the pile

Throws a vat of acid over the bits of the pile that happened to be non-combustible. Then ga masks to everyone and another fireball.

Throws a meteor at the pile ^^

Throws the remains of the pile into space, and then casts Meteor, or whichever the Black Materia was, only aimed at the bits of Seymour and Kefka and whatever else is in the pile, rather than at the earth.

Casts a spell to summon an illusion of FFVII sephiroth, shows him a picture of thhis character from AC, and throws the picture at the pile so that he attacks it right after Meteor does.

Throws a banana peel at the Sephiroth apparition

Throws a de-summon spell at Sephiroth before he can either slip on the banana peel and disprove his ultimate-ness, or not slip on the banana peel and break the universe by defying comedic tradition.

Throws a darn, I wanted the banana peel to land on his face

Throws The Joker at JET ^^

Throws a vat of acid at the Joker's face, turning him into The Two-Faced Joker. Then throws him into a vat of radioactive pudding, turning him into The World's Freakiest SUpervillain.

Throws a new costume on it. It's ALIVE!!!!!

Throws the Black Suit, spiderman's alien symbiote (erm, parasite, for him) which later became Venom and spawned Karnage.

Throws a Sephiroth clone, and a new Dark Materia containing a fragment of the symbiote. The world's most awesome anime villain will now be born!