The One Liner Thread
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The One Liner Thread
by zotar Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:35 pm
Share small jokes here...
Medusa walks into a bar looks around and says, "Hey everybody! Why the story faces?"
Medusa walks into a bar looks around and says, "Hey everybody! Why the story faces?"
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Re: The One Liner Thread
by JET73L Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:14 pm
My town was so small, the power company came from Duracell.
...And lasted six months before being recharged.
...And lasted six months before being recharged.
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Re: The One Liner Thread
by Terminus Est Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:47 am
-I am so Goth that Necrophiliacs hit on me.
-What do a necrophiliac and a hunter have in common?
Both of them enjoy dead beavers.
BA-BUMP PSHHH!!
*Smacks forehead.* My God...
-What do a necrophiliac and a hunter have in common?
Both of them enjoy dead beavers.
BA-BUMP PSHHH!!
*Smacks forehead.* My God...
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Re: The One Liner Thread
by Firesnakious Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:55 am
lol
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
dead
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
dead
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Re: The One Liner Thread
by zotar Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:18 am
Terminus Est wrote:-I am so Goth that Necrophiliacs hit on me.
-What do a necrophiliac and a hunter have in common?
Both of them enjoy dead beavers.
BA-BUMP PSHHH!!
*Smacks forehead.* My God...
..wow..
Blonds who are easliy offended need not read further...
Ten blonds in a row= wind-tunnel
Ten blonds in a circle= hurricane
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Re: The One Liner Thread
by JET73L Tue Oct 30, 2007 5:10 pm
Two drums and a cymbal fall over a cliff... Ba-dum pshh!
(my best joke)
(my best joke)
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