the person above you

Fu fu fu!!

/\ appreciates my lunacy!!

< has to go on a diet

/\Does not have to go on a diet

Sadly yes, but not a strict one. Just less cake! Meh I love food too much, can't starve myself

/\ shall help me abstain from cake (well, unless it's super cake!)

^likes cake too much
<can't stand most cake

/\ shall also help (you can tell me all about why cake is bad)

/\Is made out of cake

/\ is a master at cake making

/\Shall be made into a cake >=]

/\ will have to catch me first *bolts out of the door*

^just ran into the closet

/\Is the fuzzy mellon that got away

/\ is just fuzzy

/\ should help me find a better place to hide

/\Is hiding in the closet which has also furnace functions
*turns on the furnace*

/\ is trying to take over the forum.
*pulls Val-han out of the closet/furnace*

/\
/\ Shalt not burn thy master!!!!

/\ Just saved me from burning to a crisp (thanks!! )

/\ should find a better place to hide....like under the bed, assuming no monsters.

/\ should help me get up onto that ledge there (too small to reach)

/\ should get a ladder
*hoists you up onto the ledge*

/\/\is not my master
/\is Hctib Elttil

Termie = master

^is t3h renegade

I know Termie's the master, I noticed you set her new cloak on fire...

/\
/\ is in big twubble

/\ shall help me catch the renegade

^shall be assisted most vehemently
<brings out wicked awesome riflery, crossbow, and fist of the drunken monkey skillz.

/\ shall take the left while I take the right

^^^^^Is not here to be caught.
^shall take the high road.
<shall take the low road.
<shall slaughter every zombie 'fore ye.