ask the person below you a question

naw just search on youtube: oxhorn and watch his movies.... they rock

is it full moon?

nope

why is hannukah spelled channukah?

Because God has trouble spelling.

Why am I so not with God lately?

because its the only logical thing to be.

why am I so afraid to tell my family I may as well be an aethiest?

because they are like believing people?

why so I have such an easy family

because your a bloit.

why are my parents just so...ugh....wardenish?

Because they believe they are doing the right thing, even if it's not necessarily the right thing. Sorry I have to say that, I know how they feel, kinda. I dread my son becoming a teenager

Is everybody Ok? *hands out cookies*

myeah I guess so
*eated the cookieth*

is up down not the left root of square right?

Nope, is down-up.

Why, well, just why?

1. The reason, cause, or purpose for which: I know why you left.
2. Usage Problem. On account of which; for which: “The reason why [regular verbs] are called regular is that we can predict what all the other three forms are” (Randolph Quirk).

what is the difference between mystery and enigma

Hmmmmmm...

Mystery- 1 [C or U] something strange or unknown which has not yet been explained or understood

Enigma- noun [C] something that is mysterious and seems impossible to understand completely

Enigma encorporates mystery and adds a whole new level to it, based on the idea that we can never fully know or understand said mystery. Which suggests that "mystery" can possibly be solved, whereas "enigma" cannot.

Why do you ask?

because I was bored

kill or vaporize

Vapourize, no evidence is left behind

Light or dark?

*eats cookie*
dark, because light is overrated.

Is Darkness overrated?

No I don't think so, neither is light. They both have the same gravitas they have always had, and I think they always will.

Which evil person overrates the dark?

all evil overates the dark

why isn't it gratting saturday yet?

Because time slows down around Christmas for some reason.

What miscalanious purchase shall I make today?

a chocolate muffin?

who am I?

You are you, please don't change into anyone else. If you change into Zotar, I'll find a way to kill your undead ass!

Whose line is it anyway?

Drew Carey's

Why Can't I get up the courage to ask out this girl I like?

Another one huh? It's because it's frigging difficult!!!

Again, timing plays a part and you have to prepare yourself for things not going right, because women are the bane of existence sometimes (well, most of them). If she's even worth it, she'll at least let you down gently. If she even slightly makes bad of the situation, get rid and forget it. But I'm sure you will get the courage when the right time comes

Heheheheh why do I feel like a big sister?

because you help us with our twouble

why do I feel like the crazy uncle?

Because you cheer me up when I'm down or have rib pain

Are we all mad?

... I guess so

does everybody need love?

Yeah I think so, but not always the romantic sense. Sometimes just having family or kids or even a good companion can be good for a person, they are all forms of love right?

Did I get philosophical again?